today on the show Funkhouser was backstage at the Grammys and stole something. We discuss what he stole and how absconded with it. Plus, are the American people over arguing about politics? We hope so. And, what is the bare minimum one has to do to appear as though they care this Valentine's Day? And does the same apply for Funkhouser's lesbian roommate?

today on the show, it's Red Tuesday. What does that mean? It means that Funkhouser is in an excellent position to get a little sweet loving. Also we discuss the legend of Ronald Reagan, the idea of equality, and the fact that there is now Tinder for Zoo animals.

we discuss professional political trolls, like Milo Yiannopoulos, and the best way to deal with them. Here's a hint: it's not with pepper spray or molotov cocktails. Plus, one of Orlando's biggest exports considers a breast reduction

Comic writer actress and former Uber driver, Kristen Carney joins us on the show today to talk about why its crazy that ridesharing services have become politicized. She also talks about the sense of personal responsibility that you have as a comic, and we decide that would be a useful attitude for the rest of us to adopt.

Today on the show we talk about the 20th anniversary of one of Funkhousers favorite albums. We ask what does America first really mean. and what can it mean to you. Funkhouser learns about the origin of the brown note.

we pick apart Donald Trump's executive order and go through it using the magnifying glass of common sense and human decency.

our guest on the show is adult entertainment legend, writer, sex-positive feminist and whiskey connoisseur Tasha Reign. We talk about dating and monogamy in the adult entertainment world, and we talk about how to look for professional opportunity in an uncertain time where everything seems to be moving at the speed of light. Kellyanne Conway allegedly punched someone at an inaugural ball.

America is no longer a full democracy. We have been downgraded. While people are quick to point the finger of blame at Donald Trump, as it turns out, it's not his fault. Whose fault is it? We discuss. The great Mary Tyler Moore has passed away. We pay tribute and talk about why people like her are so important, especially now. People are taking bets on whether or not Lady Gaga will have a wardrobe malfunction at the Superbowl. Funkhouser fights the flu.

today on the show we ask the question, when is a regulation, not a regulation? The title of the latest Star Wars movie has been revealed. The Secret Service is going after Madonna, and Funkhouser talks about the rules that must be obeyed if you want to date him

Today on the show we discuss why talking to people when they are near the end of their lives is a very valuable thing to do. Why I approve of things like the Womens March and the Deploraball, why there is a solution in the term "petulant children" for people on both the left and right, plus Funkhouser continues to spread fake news and alternative facts