French security forces killed 3 terrorists in Paris last night, we have chilling live audio from the raid; no one is using female viagra - we discuss why; have wheelchair athletes been cheating by sitting on their most intimate piece of many apparatus - the International Paralympic Committee thinks so; Funkhouser has a joke which we probably can't use.

We talk about the incredible first person account of the terrorist attacks in Paris from a concert-goer who survived by lying in the blood of the fallen pretending to be dead, why swift brutal justice is necessary but not as necessary as keeping love in our hearts; Charlie Sheen is now HIV positive; Ronda Rowsy got her face kicked; and Funkhouser found love at a Costco.

AD and Funkhouser stop engineering from messing with their settings...
This is what happened when Chris the engineer came into the studio and told me that the settings on my voice were wrong and there was NO way they could sound good.

the saga of the Christ coffee cup continues as Starbucks' biggest rival unleashes their holiday coffee cup. Sea World is doing away with Shamu and killer whale shows, Scott Disick allegedly porked two of the Kardashian sisters that he was not married to, Funkhouser has a lingering cough

today on Veterans Day we are joined by our very own resident Veteran Dave Hines who also happens to be the premiere voices of broadcasting. Again he lowers himself to reading the news and talks about his experience as a veteran and the best ways to give back to those who have served our country. Funkhouser is studying to become the Ken Jennings of idiotest.

According to religious nutjobs, Starbucks has joined the "War on Christmas", we discuss how the war on Christmas is an invention of idiots who want to make money online off of bigger idiots. One of America's premiere broadcasting voices, Dave Hines joins the show and lowers himself to reading the news. Funkhouser prepared to become the Ken Jennings of Idiotest.

a florida cop shows up drunk to receive an award, the level or irony shoots through the roof when we find out what the award is for. How is he punished? the answer will grind your gears. Donald Trump put people to sleep during SNL, a giant crack mysteriously formed in Wyoming. Funkhouser's meds kick in.

We are joined by the absolutely legendary Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top fame talking about his new solo project Perfectamundo which is out now, as well as which places in his hometown have the best tacos. Robin Williams' wife talks about the reasons he chose to end his life. Like everything else in YOUR life, it turns out that YOUR kids are YOUR responsibility especially when it comes to things that a lot of parents want to leave to someone else like... sex education.

today on the show, the clocks change, seasonal depression sets in and we discuss what you can do about it, we discuss part of the new speaker of the house Paul Ryan's past that he'd rather keep hidden, is disney doing away with an iconic piece of star wars history, and Funkhouser gets up early.

what happened when a young black man wearing a hoodie and carrying a gun got pulled over in Arizona, Robin Williams' wife talks about the reasons he chose to end his life, Donald Trump slams Marco Rubio and guess how many languages are spoken in the United States now? and Funkhouser is almost back to normal