Donald Trump looked like he had a real show at the republican nomination, he might have F'ed himself over by minimizing John McCain's military service; being on Rand Paul's mailing list is nuts; Kasich stands out by being normal; Khloe Kardashian will host her own talk show, people think Tara Reid is a marine biologist because she's been in 3 Sharknado movies; Funkhouser goes to Temecula, sees girl naked

the politically correct lunacy continues as we are now being asked to recognize people who identify themselves as "vampires"; Ashley Madison got hacked and 37 million cheaters could be exposed; a black south carolina cop was photographed helping a white supremacist during a kkk rally; Koncept714 reads the news, Funkhouser gets ready to take a "personal day" (cue wah wah pedal)

donald trump says john mccain isnt a war hero because he was captured; the entire rest of the republican presidential field unites against him; Maine drops 9000 people from food stamp program after they refuse to comply with work requirement; we try periscope; Funkhouser relegated to a bunker, AD's processing problems make him lose his cool; fatwa issued against weekend staff that touches stuff.

UBER becoming the 2016 issue people can't stop talking about; Ronda Rousey calls our Floyd Mayweather Jr at the ESPYs, Joel McHale calls out Bill Cosby at the ESPYs; Ben Affleck is going through a mid life crisis; someone is selling a Donald Trump butt plug; Funkhouser and AD periscope.

Democrats want equal pay for men and women in professional sports saying no athlete should be told they are worth less due to their gender; To Kill A Mockingbird author Harper Lee may have written a third novel; Whoopi Goldberg drops support for Bill Cosby; 50 Cent is bankrupt but says its okay because Walt Disney and Donald Trump have both been bankrupt; Funkhouser tunes out.

the Washington Post has accused Amy Shumer of starting a race war; 50 cent is broke; Funkhouser has a birthday!

AD receives a very interesting email from a listener who is concerned with losing the small pieces of family history he has access to, to political correctness and confederate flag burning; AD finds the common ground & hopes that you will too; the FBI raids Jared from Subway as part of a child pornography investigation, Donald Trump says "gimmie a break" as more corporations cut ties; Funkhouser gets his hair pulled by porn stars, leaves out details.

gay marriage being legalized ironically has brought out the worst in people, AD is sick of it & takes a stand; NASCAR is the latest company to dump Trump because of his controversial statements on immigration; Bill Cosby testified under oath in 2005 that he obtained quaaludes with the intent of giving them to women he wanted to have sex with; Koncept714 reads the news, god only knows what Funkhouser got into.

john schneider rips on tv land for pulling dukes of hazard because of the confederate flag on the roof of the general lee; NBC has cut all ties with donald trump; chris christie has officially announced his presidential campaign; 66 year old billy joel married his 34 year old girlfriend; justin bieber survives shark attack, proves there is no god; Funkhouser blows stuff up on the 4th of July.