We're venturing into parallel universes today with our first super secret unreleased track "Night Birds." We're facing mass balletion (just listen, it's fine), but we still got the sauce. We're imagining if Panic! branched off in a different direction after Vices and pondering upon what could have been. We're in control of the pre-choruses now, assholes! Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know:

• Listen on Soundcloud
• Not Like Us MV
• Lithonia by Childish Gambino

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Happy American Independence Day to you, and an extra special wish seeing as it's probably the last one. Anyway, push thoughts of politics from your mind and join us on a special bonus episode where we rank all of the songs on Twenty One Pilots most recent album Clancy. We said it would happen and now it's here. And boy are we glad we made it an episode and not a random cold open because we have A LOT to say. Emotions are had, that is for certain. Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know:

• ⁠Listen to Clancy on Spotify⁠
• ⁠Listen to Clancy on Apple Music⁠

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It's time to rank Death of a Bachelor, everybody! What will happen this time in the most hotly contested season yet? Will we fight? Will Sam build up more enmity for a specific listener? Sky's out, thigh's out. Time to effin' BOX! Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know:

• ⁠Listen to Death of a Bachelor on Spotify⁠
• ⁠Listen to Death of a Bachelor on Apple Music
• Morbid King's Island news⁠

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Would Sam top Brendon Urie? Do we have extensive issues with the contents of LA Devotee? Does Adam talk extensively about one specific part of the movie V/H/S? Do we brace for the lamp? Is John Mellencamp confused about how to eat a specific food? Does Brendon transform into Bo Burnham? Does Sam still hate Hallelujah? Do we have a medium amount of fun? All of these questions must mean one thing: we're talking about DoaB's confounded music videos. The end is near... Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know:

• Death of a Bachelor
• LA Devotee
• Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time
• Victorious
• Emperor's New Clothes
• Halellujah

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We get into Adam and his family's Final Destination style brushes with death and the best James Bond theme song before getting real sad. We're talking about the final track on DoaB, "Impossible Year" today. How does this relate to the theme of the entire album? Well in SO MANY WAYS! Is there hope? Why aren't you listening to the sad boy music hour to find out? Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know:

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• "End of the Road" by Silkk the Shocker

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Happy Pride! That doesn't have much to do with the song, but it's the first episode we recorded in June so here you go. This week, we're talking about "House of Memories," and Sam uses the opportunity to take Adam's mind and reduce it to connections jelly. Is this a Rydon episode against all odds? Why not jump in and find out. Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know:

• Listen on Spotify/Apple Music
• Clancy
• POST HUMAN: NeX GEn
• The Avett Brothers
• Wah Gwan Delilah

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We start in a very specific place with "The Good, the Bad and the Dirty," get to a different place, play devil's advocate in a few places, and then ultimately feel the same way about it. It's a whole uncomfortable journey that you get to be dragged along for. Let me solo her...you don't know what that means, but you will. Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know: Listen on Spotify/Apple Music Follow Adam: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/MisterCropes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Sam: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/BySamWright⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Intro/Outro music by cloudcuddles⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

We've reached "Golden Days" and Sam is now on a three-episode streak of complete, incredulous anger at Adam. Monumental re-evaluations, funny accents making the word paint sound comically incorrect, and Kinky Boots conspiracy theories (that we don't return to even though we say we will). Oh my! Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know:

• Listen on Spotify/Apple Music
• Step One from Kinky Boots

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We're about to get into some real shenanigizing with "LA Devotee" today. The duality of Los Angeles beckons to us as we try our hardest to correlate glitzy words into real life. Sam loses his absolute mind over something very simple and brings back that most forbidden of phrases. Weird magic, astrology, and being dumb about palm trees abound. Also, consume KINKY BOOTS!!! Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know:

• Listen on Spotify/Apple Music
• Brian Wilson in a medical conservatorship
• "Some Nights" by Fun.
• Kinky Boots cast album (Spotify/Apple Music)

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Today, we're talking about "Crazy = Genius" knowing full well Brendon is in his Chips Ahoy era. Sam gets aggressively confused about Adam's hijinks. We also spend way too much time talking about the Kendrick Lamar/Drake beef (skip to 18:20, this is the one time I'll do this). We also get into perhaps the wildest Beach Boys related drama and it somehow isn't related to Charles Manson. Raise your voice and bully Brendon Urie a bit more (we don't think he got enough as a kid). Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know:

• Listen on Spotify/Apple Music
• History of the Drake/Kendrick beef
• "Sing Sing Sing" by Benny Goodman
• Brendon talks about the Chips Ahoy song (1:18)
• 90s Chips Ahoy commercial
• Tentacle Rings?

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