Adam Crowley

New CBA deal is being sent to the players for vote. Why the hell would the players accept it if they've got time to work out a better deal. Players are giving their thoughts on social including Pouncey who says a lot of beeped out words to display his displeasure. Crowl Man uses his WVU education to break down all the legalese and get to the bottom of it. P.S. There might be some math.

Benz joins the show to talk Pens' lines and which Penguin is the most dreamy. Spoiler Alert: Tim thinks old guys are hot. Crowl Man breaks down what the Pens trades mean but more importantly what they don't mean. Other Crap, Three Stars, and Hottest Take.

Crowl Man gets really excited for hockey and it shows. Post trade deadline day and we've got lines and takes.

Social Media gets mad when things get taken away and their latest tantrum is ESPN canceling shows. (They'll have a new tantrum by the time you read this)

It's the day after the NHL trade deadline. Everyone wants to know who won. Crowl Man doesn't. He already knows. Matt Vensel joins the show live from Pens' practice. National blowhards are calling Ben fat. Plus Crowl Man gets all horny over PENS LINES!!!

The Crowl Man is getting sick and tired of all of you complaining about today's free agency deadline action. What is there to complain about Crowley asks? Try focusing on what the Penguins have now rather than what they don't have any longer. Crowl Man wants you to relax because regardless of the action at the deadline, the Pens won;t have to give up anything when Brian Dumoulin and John Marino finally return from their injuries. But most of all, Crowley wants all the talks about comparing this year to 2013 to stop now. These moves were different and made for different reasons, so just stop it. Hottest Take of the Day, Other Crap, and Three Stars of the Show.

Second hour of the show opens up with Josh Yohe calling in to give his takes on the two trades from earlier today. Yohe and the Crowl Man couldn't agree more about how much they like both of the trades. The two go as far to say this is the deepest Pens team, maybe ever. Over the weekend, Matt Murray didn't look great in goal, but Crowley is confident HCMS will make the right decision when the playoffs come and will start Jarry. And of course, the Great Unsponsored Football Segment covers Ben's return and why you should be really really excited about it.

The Pens made two big trades today. Patrick Marleau for a conditional third-round pick, and Conor Sheary and Evan Rodrigues for Dominik Kahun. Lots of people are giving their various takes on the trades, but Crowley is here to set the record straight. Marleau is a much better and smarter trade than the Iginla trade back in 2013, you won't be missing that pick at all, and Sheary is better than Kahun. Jesse Marshall joins the Crowl Man to predict what the Pens lines will look like with the new guys joining the team.

Crowley starts off by trying to read through the NCAA report on Pitt. Half of a paragraph in it was more boring than the Fan's morning show so Crowl Man punted on that BS and dropped takes. NFL owners have the upper hand in the news cycle. Plus Other Crap, Hottest Take, and 3 Starts. Did we mention Pitt cheated?

The NFL owners wove quite the web of PR brilliance. Crowl Man is impressed. Crowl Man is also pissed.

They got out ahead of the CBA announcement and fans are coming to the aid of billionaires. What the ever living hell is that about?!?? Jesse Marshall joins the show to talk celery and hate on Brian's sandwich making style. He talked a little Pens too.

TJ Watt's brother took to Twitter to drop a "hard no" on the new CBA. Twitter attacked like twitter does because Twitter hates players making money. Crowl Man refuses to take up for Billionaires. Dale Lolley joins the show to drop CBA knowledge and why people can't lump it in with expanded playoffs. It was a perfect storm of ass for the Pens against the Leafs.

Sullivan sounded a little mad post. Ortiz calls people snitches too. Plus--How do you like your meat stacked?!?!?