Final hour of the show, final hour of the week, you know that means it's the happiest hour of them all. The Bud Light Happy Hour is officially underway and Crowley is LIVE from The Carson City Saloon in the South Side. John Perrotto joins us to kick off the happy hour. He and Crowley discuss the Pirates but mainly Josh Bell and the type of run he's been on of late. AB's properties in Pittsburgh's lawns are being overgrown and havn't been cut in months. We have a chuckle about that and then a chuckle about how despite this Pirate team is above .500 and have an MVP in their lineup, peeps still ain't showing up the ballpark. Hottest take of the day, other crap, and the three stars of the show.

Hour two of the Slap Ass Jolly Balls Show keeps the Phil Kessel talk rolling because we know you freaks out there can't get enough of this story. We also take a positive trip down nostalgia lane as we ponder if any Penguin ever is as much of a fan favorite as Phil the Thrill. Side note, can you take a bad trip down memory lane? Any well. It's then time for the great unsponsored football segment filled with knowledge and fun brought to you by to be determined.

You've found the Crowley Show and the only thing anybody in this city can think about right now is their beloved Phil Kessel being shipped away. Crowley starts right there by exploring just how beloved in this city Phil Kessel is, but illustrates why it's just time to move on. Rob Rossi writes for The Athletic and they've been all over the Kessel story. He joins the show to discuss that very topic with Crowley. Crowley then lets us in on a super secret benefactor to the likely Kessel trade on the Penguins roster. Drum roll please.

Final hour of the show starts with a promise of a choose your own adventure hour! How fun! We first choose to keep discussing Kessel and this trade bomb that Josh Yohe dropped on our chests. Unfortunately that was the only adventure we were allowed to choose because that dominated the entire conversation until the Hottest take of the day, other crap, and the three stars of the show.

Second hour of the show starts with us taking a listen to the whispers of the rumor mill in the NHL and ponder if this Kessel to Minnesota thing could have any legs. Then Josh Yohe joins the show and BLOWS THE FREAKING ROOF OFF of the Kessel rumors basically telling us a deal is on the table people. That's right. There's a table, and a deal is on it. It's then time for the great unsponsored football segment filled with knowledge and fun brought to you by to be determined.

The Athletic's Josh Yohe joins the Crowl Man and breaks some bit Phil Kessel trade news to the show.

You've found The Crowley Show and Crowl man gets things started with the Steelers and social media. Surprise surprise. He advocates for a social media suspension for players that just can't help themselves when it comes to stirring the pot. He then gets into the Pirates, who won today, but are embarrassing themselves with this opener garbage. Will Graves then jumps on the program to talk opener and the Steelers social media habits. We then get into beating up someone with sacks full of soap, and nuns sniffing farts back in the day. God I love this show.

Tim Benz is in studio for the start of the final hour of the show. Crowley and he get into the Steelers drama to begin but then quickly get to the controversy surrounding the woman of the great Pittsburgh pierogi race. We then reveal our top five beers, not brand of beer. but times when you drink a beer. For example, the shower beer. Get the picture? I don't care if you do or not. Hottest take of the day, other crap, and the three stars of the show.

Second hour starts with the fatboy himself Mark Kaboly joining us to defend himself from that bully Bud Dupree. He shines a light on the most persecuted class of people in this country: The Fat. We then take a breather from all the AB talk by having MLB.com's Adam Berry join the show to tell us about the Pirates and their progress of late. It's then time for the great unsponsored football segment filled with knowledge and fun brought to you by to be determined.

You've found The Crowley Show and it looks like we're picking up right where we left off with these Steelers. Bud Dupree is calling Kaboly a fatboy on twitter, and it's only day 2 of the OTA's. Crowley starts by playing some audio of Ramon Foster and Heyward discussing the new culture this team is trying to achieve. He then gets into ripping Bud Dupree a new one for the same old bleep.