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  • #209 - Donny Got AI to Buy His Anniversary Flowers & a Dog Sets a Pegging World Record

    Donny got busted letting his AI bot pick, pay for and even write the card for his anniversary flowers, and Donny's girlfriend is not impressed. Plus: Donny hits the local gossip column, Cheap Eats day one and a dog's pegging world record.


    In this episode:

    1. Adam plays secret audio of Donny telling his AI "bro" to order anniversary flowers for Donny's girlfriend on his Amex (under $110, don't even bother with options) and to write a nice note about how much he loves her.
    2. Donny's girlfriend rings in to rinse him over the AI flowers, reckons he's been cheating on her with his "team" of AI bots, and says she's still waiting on some human-picked flowers.
    3. Donny cops a mention in the Walker Street Whisperer, a Gossip Girl-style anonymous gossip column in the local paper, accusing him of dragging his 30th birthday out into a year-long national event, and Adam lists the evidence so fast Donny reckons he's the source.
    4. Cheap Eats for a Week, day one: Adam and Donny are eating out for every meal on about $30 a day to see if it beats buying groceries, and Adam's careful taco-steak-Red Rooster day goes up against Donny living on Domino's after the Foo Fighters.
    5. The Daily Dribble (the weird news story of the day): Java, a black Labrador from Kansas City, sets the first-ever world record for most pegs on a washing line in 60 seconds (eight), and Adam is deeply unimpressed.
    6. A bloke rings in wanting to petition council to bring Java to North Queensland to take up the long-time sport of "pegging" (on a clothesline, obviously).

    Originally broadcast on Star 106.3 Townsville. Owned and operated by ARN.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    18 min
  • #208 - Donny Moved His Anniversary Date & a Hawk Too Fat to Fly

    Donny permanently moved his anniversary with girlfriend Lou to today for weekend dates and extra gift time. Plus: Stu banks $300 for an eat-out challenge, a smart-glasses ban debate, and a hawk too fat to fly.


    In this episode:

    1. Adam clocks that today is Donny's "anniversary" with girlfriend Lou — except Donny quietly shifted the real date (24 Oct) to Friday 6 Nov for calendar convenience and extra gift time, then woke up to a happy-anniversary that felt fake.

    2. Adam and Donny pitch boss Stu an eat-out-only experiment next week; after maths arguments and people ringing in with hacks, Stu approves $300 and they turn it into a who-spends-least competition.

    3. With the budget locked, they lock the rules: no groceries, Sunday to Thursday, work coffee only, and you can't hit the same place twice (all Maccas count as one; servos are one category).

    4. Townsville council tables a petition to ban recording glasses in public and parks it for now; Beth flags vision-impaired uses, and a woman from Kirwan rings in suggesting medical pairs get a distinct colour.

    5. Daily Dribble: a Virginia hawk that couldn't take off wasn't injured — just overweight from neighbourhood handouts. Donny jokes about baggage fees; Adam (who used to be bigger) says he used to take those jabs personally.

    Originally broadcast on Star 106.3 Townsville. Owned and operated by ARN.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    20 min
  • #207 - Someone Opened Donny's Wedding Invite & a Lamb Named Pablo Escobar

    Someone in Donny's building opened his sister's wedding invite, scanned the RSVP code, and told her to contact him directly. Plus: Glasgow cops find $30k of drugs next to a lamb eating hot chips, then name it Pablo Escobar.


    In this episode:

    1. Adam and Donny kick off Thursday arguing about Cold Rock's $100 mix-in limit on Uber Eats, then drag newsreader Beth into a used-by vs best-before debate.
    2. Donny's Donk Toss teammate rings in to double down on the bust: Donny's on the media team with an iPhone, not competing for Australia, and he'd have to buy his own jersey.
    3. They cold-call a local councillor about 16 weeks of ignored council suggestions; he takes it on notice and says one more petition signature might do it.
    4. Donny's sister's wedding spreadsheet shows someone opened the invite from his mailbox, scanned the QR code, and wrote that she needs to make direct contact with Donny and Donny's girlfriend.
    5. Adam and Donny are nervous about today's weird-news segment after Americans tore into them for defending a sushi worker who scooped free Halloween candy.
    6. Daily Dribble: police in Glasgow pull over a man with $30,000 of drugs and a lamb eating chips in the back. A farmer names the lamb Pablo after Pablo Escobar.

    Originally broadcast on Star 106.3 Townsville. Owned and operated by ARN.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    20 min
  • #206 - Donny Claims He's Repping Australia at Donk Toss, Then Gets Busted Live on Air

    Donny announces he's off to America to represent Australia in an inflatable-donkey sport called Donk Toss, and the whole story falls apart before breakfast is over. Plus: the Big Sultana gets a brutal review.


    In this episode:

    1. Donny reveals he's been picked to represent Australia at the first ever international Donk Toss match in the USA, then has to explain to Adam what a Donk actually is.
    2. Donny hijacks the 7am news and demands newsreader Beth make his Donk Toss selection a local headline.
    3. Two of Donny's mates drop a podcast that blows his story wide open: he's not on the team, he's just going over to film it.
    4. Can you eat out for every meal on $30 a day? The boys do the maths for single shoppers, and a mum of seven shares her best cheap-eats deals (and a cheeky pram trick).
    5. Australia's biggest fan of big things calls in to review Mildura's new Big Sultana (verdict: it looks like a poo) and gives his blessing to a big laptop for Townsville.
    6. Daily Dribble, the weird news you didn't know you cared about: an off-duty sushi worker in Alabama gets fired after taking three scoops of Halloween lollies off a porch.
    7. Big Boss Stu holds an on-air meeting about a forgotten prize giveaway, Donny's abandoned red truck in the car park and a racehorse called Sticky Marshmallow.

    Originally broadcast on Star 106.3 Townsville. Owned and operated by ARN.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    26 min
  • #205 - Townsville Faces a New Emu War & Cop Lets a Speeding Zombie Off

    Adam and Donny want the Foo Fighters to swap the shoey for a dim sim when they play Townsville. Plus: Donny's blue job, pink job dilemma, Adam's eat-out-for-a-week challenge, a stolen HelloFresh box and a Florida zombie caught speeding.

    In this episode:

    1. Donny's back from his birthday weekend on Magnetic Island, still recovering, and a screaming kid at the shops has him blaming social media bosses for ruining a whole generation while newsreader Beth swears her kids won't have phones.
    2. Donny's girlfriend Lou keeps handing him "blue jobs" like peeling 700 grams of prawns, and Beth explains all the pink jobs he never sees.
    3. Adam reckons cooking for one costs more than ordering in, and the boys wonder if he could eat out for a whole week on about $150.
    4. A mum feeding a family of four plus a new baby shares their grocery bill and talks Adam into actually trying the eat-out experiment.
    5. Donny plans a bold Melbourne Cup outfit and accidentally says something very rude about taking his jacket off in the Townsville heat.
    6. The Blame Game: a woman threw out a neighbour's rotting HelloFresh box three weeks in a row, ate the fourth, and now he wants $120.
    7. More people weigh in on the HelloFresh thief, and Beth gets outvoted while she's out of the room.
    8. A cranky emu called Eric (who's actually a girl) is harassing a pensioner in Bluewater, and the boys remember Australia lost the Great Emu War.
    9. Daily Dribble, the weird news you didn't know you cared about: a Florida deputy lets a speeding zombie off because you can't ticket someone who isn't alive.
    10. Three things the boys want the Townsville council to discuss: a rate break for single shoppers, an official stance on Eric the emu, and a free dim sim for every Foo Fighters fan.

    Originally broadcast on Star 106.3 Townsville. Owned and operated by ARN.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    31 min
  • #204 - Donny's Bizarre Fear of the Birthday Song & the 'Never-Ending' Cruise Finally Ends

    Donny has a weird lifelong fear of the Happy Birthday song, and Adam finally saw it happen at his birthday dinner. Plus: an Aussie food invention nobody knew about, a Townsville ghost hunter, and the never-ending cruise that just ran out of fuel.


    In this episode:

    1. With Donny off for his birthday, Adam and newsreader Beth spill on his strange fear of the Happy Birthday song, which Adam saw for himself when Donny's girlfriend Lou started singing it over his surprise cake.
    2. For Halloween, a local paranormal investigator talks about growing up in a house with four ghosts and names the most haunted pubs around Townsville.
    3. After finding out the shoey isn't Australian, Adam discovers the dim sim is (invented in Melbourne in 1945) and imagines big overseas rock stars eating one on stage.
    4. Daily Dribble, the weird news you didn't know you cared about: the "never-ending" cruise ship stops for good after 25 months, stuck in Cambodia, and a passenger who spent her kids' inheritance on it is not happy.

    Originally broadcast on Star 106.3 Townsville. Owned and operated by ARN.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    12 min
  • Best Of: Donny Gets Caught Stark Naked in a Pub Toilet Dressed as Homer Simpson

    The best of Adam & Donny: Donny, dressed as Homer Simpson, strips completely naked in a pub toilet, and a stranger looks over the cubicle door. Plus Donny and newsreader Beth's secret dating history, and a 63km charity run.


    In this episode:

    1. Dressed as Homer Simpson in a onesie for his girlfriend Lou's birthday pub crawl, Donny has to strip off to use a pub toilet, and a stranger looks over the cubicle door.
    2. Donny accidentally lets slip a history with newsreader Beth. They went on two dates years ago (or one, depending on who you ask), and Beth explains how she let him down.
    3. Donny's girlfriend Lou joins in, upset that the boys are telling everyone about the dates with Beth. Adam makes Donny pick a side: the show or Lou. Then comes the twist.
    4. A wedding the boys gave away to a couple renewing their vows: 50 types of bread, emotional speeches, and the Mayor of Townsville turning up yet again.
    5. A woman gets in touch to enter a competition the boys aren't running, then slowly realises she was listening to someone else's show.
    6. How the Townsville Sign Marathon and a Half started: a dare to the Mayor, 1,376 laps, 63km and a suspicious moon boot, all for Ronald McDonald House Charities.
    7. The final lap: exhausted, cramping and covered in Vaseline, Adam and Donny bring home 63km around the Townsville sign.

    Originally broadcast on Star 106.3 Townsville. Owned and operated by ARN.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    22 min
  • Best Of: Adam & Donny Get Smoked by a 91-Year-Old in a Mobility Scooter Race

    The best of Adam & Donny: a 91-year-old challenges Adam and Donny to a mobility scooter race and absolutely smokes them, winning by a lap and a half. Plus a couple finally makes it official, and whose AI tongue is on Adam's face?


    In this episode:

    1. Their 91-year-old adopted granddad challenges the boys to a mobility scooter race around his nursing home car park, with a fan base in matching t-shirts. He wins by a lap and a half.
    2. Are We Dating? (where the boys help someone work out if it's official): a woman wants the guy she's seeing to ask her to be his girlfriend, but he thinks they're past labels. Can the boys get him there?
    3. Zero Effort Meals: people ring in with the laziest dinners they make when they can't be bothered, including two-minute noodles cooked for one minute.
    4. Ahead of a Dagwood dog eating race at the Townsville Show against a rival breakfast host and the Mayor, the boys ring the local paper's tip line with their 'breaking news'.
    5. Donny's podcaster mate reckons he's seen the boys' TV ad, and someone has used AI to put a tongue on Adam's cheek. Whose tongue is it?
    6. At a charity auction, Adam wins an ad with the boys' biggest competitors, and a pair of jingle-writing mates come up with the ad. Their bosses are not thrilled.

    Originally broadcast on Star 106.3 Townsville. Owned and operated by ARN.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    22 min
  • #203 - Adam & Donny Rang the PM's Office to Confess Australia Didn't Invent the Shoey

    Adam and Donny dig up the real history of the shoey (think 4,000-year-old shoe cups and 1902 Chicago) and ring the Prime Minister's office to break the news. Plus: it took 66 guesses to name today's mystery dog breed.


    In this episode:

    1. Adam makes Beth finally pay him back for taking her spot in a 30-hour military challenge, and she settles on an "I owe Adam" bumper sticker.
    2. The shoey turns out not to be Australian at all, so the boys call Parliament House to pass the bad news on to the Prime Minister.
    3. A mum in Baltimore finds a man living in the sewer out the front of her house, singing to her kids, and police say they can't move him on.
    4. People rang in to guess a mystery dog breed from its bark, and it took 66 calls and a big clue before anyone got it.

    Originally broadcast on Star 106.3 Townsville. Owned and operated by ARN.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    17 min
  • #202 - He Swallowed $1 Million in Stolen Earrings, Then Asked If That Counts

    A guy called Jathan walked into Tiffany & Co, grabbed over a million dollars' worth of earrings and swallowed them when the cops caught him. Then he asked if he could be charged for what's in his stomach. Plus: Adam took Beth's spot in a 30-hour military challenge, and now he wants payback in the form of 1% of any house she ever buys. We also try to work out what giant Big Thing Townsville deserves (Adam reckons it's a Big Laptop), and find out the shoey might not even be Australian.

    Originally broadcast on Star 106.3 Townsville. Owned and operated by ARN.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    22 min

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