I'm going to level with everyone--we were all going to a Christmas party after this and I had too many martinis to tell you exactly what happens during this episode.  I know we said funny stuff during this episode, probably, but god help me if I can remember any of it.  Adam Melvin definitely has a crime that involves pitting aquatic creatures together for sport, I think, and I'm as excited as all of you to find out what that means exactly.  Jesus do I have a drinking problem?  Zach Morin guest hosts for the first 15 minutes and I didn't know that until I went back to edit this episode.  Eh, it's fine.  It's the holidays.