Perfect Crimes

First of all, thanks so much for sticking with us while we get our production schedule together.  Second--how often have you wanted to hit some asshole with your car?  All the time, right?  Well, have we got a criminal mastermind for you.  Tori O'Kane tells us all about how she'd take her road rage out on the people who deserve it.  

Which is pretty impressive for one of the two most famous Naked Magicians touring the country these days.  Strap in for some mentalism, some jokes, and dare I say, just a little bit of magic from your favorite criminal consultants. 

We've got JB Alan back fresh from his trip to Japan, and boy did we have a time.  I would love, LOVE to tell you what his crime is, but the main thing I remember about this episode is the bottle of scotch JB broke out at the start.  Look, I'm sure it's great.  Give the the thing a listen.  

Okay, look.  I want to remind EVERYONE that we are comedians and nothing we say should ever be taken seriously.  Rich has some interesting ideas, let me put it that way.  And if you listen to the episode, I think you can agree with me that he's certainly come up with a bold idea for a crime.  That being said, if this description ever gets read in court, let me remind everyone here that the First Amendment exists and we are simply exercising our rights as American/Belgian citizens.  I mean, people walk around Walmart with assault rifles to exercise their Second Amendment rights, so I think everyone can agree we are no crazier than those folks.  Thank you, your Honor, and please let me go home to my dog.  

Holy cow people.  50 episodes?  Sometimes you get caught up in the glamour of being the best criminal consultants in Boston to the point you forget to actually consult people on their crimes.  We're back to basics in this episode.  It's a dark, gritty, Christopher Nolan-esque reboot with the very funny Gabe Cohon.  Know who you are around this guy folks, he's coming for your identity.  

WE'RE BACK BABY.  We've got the Community Guidelines fellas on to talk all things podcasting, Mel Gibson, and comedy.  This episode is going to take you on an Odyssey, let me tell you. 

Look, sometimes you get hit with technical difficulties and your amazing podcast episode gets ruined by a bad SD card.  IN THE MEANTIME: Boston's a pretty great city, aside from one huge problem--No Happy Hours.  Also, bars close at 2AM.  ALSO, where are all the opium dens?  Don't worry, concerned listener, Abby Evans has a solution for you.  That's right, we're bringing back the speakeasy back.  It's going to be the Roaring '20s all over again.  

We've got Logan O'Brien and Tyler Swain from the South Shore Boys to tell us all about Logan's crusade against AI and break down old school cartoon characters for Nate.  I'm going to be honest, pretty light on the crime aspect this one.  It's so hot, maintaining a format's difficult in temps like these.  

We've got the one and only Dan Hall on to talk about a dream of his--becoming a top tier accountant/hitman.  Or is it hitman/accountant?  He's going to be great at it, either way.  You're going to love this one.  We'll be taking a break next week and coming back with a very special guest and a brand new studio.  See you in a few!

The very funny Cam Ohh stops by to get help taking down his younger, hotter doppelgänger--Troye Sivan.  Is it a doppelgänger if they're younger and hotter?  I can feel Cam's rage growing as he reads this description.  Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, Cam is a delight, despite his deeply held contempt for Troye Sivan's youth and beauty.  Listen now!