(1980 - 2020) Addie Knickerbocker, Head Counselor at Camp *******, died last night in an accident that the CIA is still investigating. A leader at heart - unreasonable on the outside and alone on the inside - Addie abandoned her life of friendship during the early days of her extended CIT-training in order to don the bracelets of a tyrant as new Head Counselor of Camp *******. She will be remembered by the cows on her parents farm (especially the sorta smaller one and sorta larger one that seem to be friends), by her bracelets that pin down the arms of their recipients, and by her ability to write letters in cursive, italics, pig latin, backwards, and in cute hearts. Funeral will be at ******** on ****** *****.

ft. ABBY ZWETCHKENBAUM - Addie Knickerbocker

WILL KOLLER - Jeffrey / Janet / Listener Call-In's

JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Mr. Leonards

DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Bilbob / Dunkin Donuts Guy

theme music by Aaron Shapiro

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