EXIT INTERVIEW

(1980 - 2024) Elaine Snatch, local launderer of clothes and money, kicked the proverbial bowling ball down the alley last night. As mother of the Mayor of Coast and vigilante prosecutor of big business bullies everywhere, Snatch rose to prominence in sort of a reverse-nepo-baby situation. She will be remembered as the woman who spread all those waterborne foot illnesses while also being responsible for cleaning clothes. Daughters who woo and sons who build pyramids with their own bodies will mourn her death everywhere. Funeral will be held in a massive Target sign during South Coast Bingo night - no creepy singles allowed. New episode thuuuursday.

sometimes, the only way to be free - is to lose yourself.

(1998 - 2024) Christopher "Tiny" Sanchez the Fourth, scion of the Sanchez Shipping Company and co-founder of the holiday Christmas, passed away yesterday in the late afternoon doing what he loved: swinging hammers for prizes. As the youngest/favorite son of a mother-worshipping family, Sanchez pressed all the right buttons in his rapid rise to the top of his family's shipping company - growing from Sharpie-wielding hourly employee all the way to "fixer" (see: Sanchez Family Scrolls pg. 48). In his short life, he tackled problems such as figuring out how to get the ball through the oval-shaped hoop, to figuring out how to get a cargo ship through the oval-shaped canal. He will be buried next to his grandfather - Christopher Sanchez the Second - and Sharpies will be available at the funeral to sign his casket. No purveyors, purchasers, or surveyors allowed. New Episode Thur$dAy!

(1994 - 2024) Curtis L, the local cream cheese mogul and chive aficionado who ran the Creamy Company for years, passed away last night in a pool of his own making in front of dozens of students and undead creatures. Known for absolutely bulldozing a block of houses downtown then rebuilding them brick by brick to look exactly the same, L. will be remembered as that guy who triked daily down the street carrying massive amounts of cream cheese and chives (which are not a type of Mexican beer). His generosity with opening up his cream cheese factory to family tours and field trips will forever endear him to our community, despite him not being a numbers guy. L's  funeral will be held on Tuesday in a monastery in France where the Cistercian monks first fermented cream cheese using the blood of their coworker Pierre…or something like that (new episode THURSDAY !).

(1988 - 2024) Stacy (is it Stacy?) yes Stacy, that Stacy, the Stacy I'm talking about died yesterday in front of dozens of parents and one student from her Quaker School in Idaho, creating  a new sport through her untimely death. Known for her groundbreaking work in the field of virtual volleyball / polevaulting / tennis, Stacy (yes, Stacy) had already been a midwest legend for decades after her claim to fame as one-time Iowa State Women's Volleyball State Champion in the Tournament of I's. She will forever be tied to her corn-shucking roots and the friends who were more like friends of friends rather than friends. Her memorial will be taking place in the digital world, in VR goggles, and her coffin will be made of the dozens and dozens of volleyballs she had collected over the years. New episode next Thursday, everyone.

(1995 - 2024) Mika Lesser, a NYC FiDi lifer, passed away last evening after scaling the world's greatest symbol of liberty - all in the name of social media savviness. Lesser, a local reply guy who haunted all the Think Coffeeshops south of Canal Street, spent his life training the nepo babies of the world in "media presence", which may or not be a real thing. Best known as the right-hand-man to Tommy Carlsen (son of Tucker), Lesser's global impact was bright but shortlived - like the free cheese samples at Trader Joes, or a newly opened bottle of fresh whole milk. His funeral will be held at the Oculus and the South Street Seaport and the Battery all at the same time, and his ashes will be spread underneath the Liberty Bull's Ball n' Torch at sunset tomorrow (new episode of EXIT INTERVIEW on Thursday) SUBSCRIBE AND RATE/REVIEW $$$

if you don't know where you are, can you ever be found?

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!!!! 

Every week until Season 6 begins in August we'll be releasing some of our favorite past episodes. This week, co-creator and graphics guru John Goodman showcases yet another episode with talking animals! (and familial drama, tiktok excursions, accented duos....take a listen to one of our fav episodes ever. New rerun next Thursday!!

Every week until Season 6 begins in August we'll be releasing some of our favorite episodes from the past. This week, featured performer Will Koller is showcasing one of our first episodes ever! Featuring talking toes, questions about consciousness, and a raucous court scene drama....new rerun next Thursday!!