ADHD D&D

The Red Horde finale continues! The adventurers fend off the goblin army and one very large, very deadly red dragon. We try to talk Ashimei into Cowboy Dragon Rodeo... while she's drunk and enraged! Super odd timing but there's even a Corona joke in this one. DM Ron somehow works Jimmy Buffet into this action. Shade actually goes dragon riding!

The siege on the town of Rathmar continues. Holy cow, they have a dragon! How do you pronounce Smaug? Welcome to the clicker wars! Shade’s parkour > your parkour. We also learn the term “omnicidal!” Plus….Freakazoid!   (Flip to 3:18 if you want to skip the banter and get right to the game.)     […]

We’re back and still the goblin horde battle rages. It’s the courageous party against the Red Fist of Doom! We open with a little John Wick (this was 2017, remember). Shade has some angry poetry, we drop a Transylvania 6-5000 reference from out of nowhere, Erik misses out on his Hamilton moment, and the Tee/Brandon […]

The Horde battle continues with Hill Giant boulders and confusing archer math. Shade does not have a rocket launcher. PSA: Fireballs hurt. Barbarian Leapfrog! Barbarian upskirt? Also, life advice: Never outrun your healer!     Check out Gnarly Nerd Clothing for some sweet nerd-themed gear. Use the code WOLFPACK at checkout to save 10%

Well, it’s been a long time coming, but THE HORDE is here! Elven archers, human fighters, a character to NPC walkie talkie system. Rapunzel jokes, single file Hill Giants, Ghostbusters references, Shock and Awe arrows, and guided missiles? This episode has A LOT going on! Check out Gnarly Nerd Clothing for some sweet nerd-themed gear. Use […]

The battle continues. Ashimeh has cleaved the hell out of some hobogoblins and set the single round record for damage. Shade got his revenge and now it’s time to wipe out a huge army of bad guys. Elastigirl, Wreck-it Ralph, Young Frankenstein, Archer, Ice T, Pink Floyd, Shrek, Fat Albert, Rob Roy, Key and Peele, […]

The Eryk and Shade buddy cop story continues. Some real life marital bliss rears its head in character. We need an “Eryk sleeps on the couch” emote. The party leverages the Message spell to essential invent Discord. Kara catalogs the shapes she can polymorph into. “Jorge makes your skin thick” is a new commercial for […]

It’s boss battle time! We’ve prepped the town (a la Army of Darkness). Eryk talks to owls! We have a long discussion about arrows (PUNCHING BAG ARROW!) and plenty of Destiny references. Mad Max, Ghost Recon, Hydra, Corey Hart, Viagra jokes…and more!

We continue to prep Rathmar for the incoming goblin horde. Lots of Monty Python in this one, like usual. The great debate is between keeping the troops inside the city or send them out to thin the herd. Mora has apparently watched all of the Rambo movies. Plus, poison Dragon Scout cookies!

The party is back (with an early appearance from the closet killing cat, Bane. He’s a 27 lb Egyptian Mau who jumped up on the shelves and ripped an entire side of them out of the walls.) This leads to a Bane/Hamilton mash up before we even get to dungeon crawling. Ron gets us all […]