Adole-sense

To our 14 listeners: sorry that we didn't release any episodes after we announced season 2. Sara is still working on our "first" episode, but while she does that I'm bringing you a super-secret bonus episode recorded by Arya and me last December. "Why didn't you guys release this for Asian Pacific Heritage month?" You might ask. Because I forgot about this episode until three hours ago and here we are now. "Finley, why are you always ranting in the episode descriptions, we really don't need to know all of this!" And to that I say, nothing. 

This week on Adolesense, we talk about all things Asian American and answer your biggest questions. What is up with Hollywood Asian representation? What should you do if you get a bad grade? What is the best way to save money at the grocery store? Is Sara cheap or will we gatekeep her? Find out all of this and more in this incredible episode. 

Stuck in our head:

- Gravel to Tempo (Hayley Kiyoko)

- Tum Na Ho

- Everybody Loves Me (One Republic)

- Heat Waves (Glass Animals) (I am so proud this song has blown up since December)

Since the recording of this episode, there has been an uptick of violence and discrimination against Asian Americans in the US. If you'd like to learn more about how you can help be an ally, visit https://stopaapihate.org/.

Adolesense is a podcast about all things TEEN! Sara and Finley talk about your favorite fandoms, pop culture, and how to deal with teenage life. And if you clicked on this by accident, give us a listen! Because we promise it's going to be like, at least mediocre. <3

EMAIL US at [email protected]! Feel free to send us any questions (you may be featured in future episodes!), stories, or tell us your favorite fandoms and ships! And if you ever need someone to talk to, we are always

To all our seven listeners, do not fret any longer. Season 2 of Adole-sense is finally here! In this episode, Sara and Finley give an update on their exciting life and why we've gone radio silent since last year. Stay tuned for new episodes coming soon! (Gentle reminder to listeners that time is subjective) (Sara, I know you haven't started editing the next episode so HURRY.)

Adole-sense is a podcast about all things TEEN! Sara and Finley talk about your favorite fandoms, pop culture, and how to deal with teenage life. And if you clicked on this by accident, give us a listen! Because we promise it's going to be like, at least mediocre. <3

EMAIL US at [email protected]! Feel free to send us any questions (you may be featured in future episodes!), stories, or tell us your favorite fandoms and ships! And if you ever need someone to talk to, we are always here.

As is already extremely obvious to the rare, regular listener of Adole-Sense, Sara and Finley are running out of ideas. What better way to show case their newfound lack of creativity than by spending hours coding a spreadsheet and using weighted objectives tables to determine, once and for all, what the best Old Town Road Remix is (if the answer wasn't already obvious)?

Lil Nas X is beloved by this podcast, and if he is reading this (as perhaps he is one of our 17 regular listeners), we would just like to take a sentence to say how much we love you.

Stuck in our heads: Vitamins (Qveen Herby), You Belong with Me (Taylor Swift).

Adole-sense is a podcast about all things TEEN! Sara and Finley talk about your favorite fandoms, pop culture, and how to deal with teenage life. And if you clicked on this by accident, give us a listen! Because we promise it's going to be like, at least mediocre. <3

FOLLOW OUR INSTA @adolesence podcast for updates on upcoming episodes and our advice on being a sensible teen. Plus, a bunch of random stuff. EMAIL US at [email protected]! Feel free to send us any questions (you may be featured in future episodes!), stories, or tell us your favorite fandoms and ships! And if you ever need someone to talk to, we are always here.

"Finally!" You exclaim, as you see a new episode of your favorite podcast, Adole-sense, pop up on your notifications. 

"What!?" You exclaim again, as you realize this episode is about farming.

Don't click off yet bots, this week on Adole-sense Sara and Finley delve into the fascinating world of agriculture. Sara teaches Finley about sustainable farming practices and techniques. Why does modern agriculture suck? Why is dirt so important? How can Sara keep Finley's porcupine family out of her food forest?  Learn all of this and more on this week's episode of Adole-sense!

MENTIONS!

- Biggest Little Farm: https://www.biggestlittlefarmmovie.com/

- Apricot Lane Farms: https://www.apricotlanefarms.com/

Stuck in our head!

- Cecilia and the Satellite (Andrew McMahon in the Wilderness)

- Don't Look Back in Anger (Oasis)

Adole-sense is a podcast about all things TEEN! Sara and Finley talk about your favorite fandoms, pop culture, and how to deal with teenage life. And if you clicked on this by accident, give us a listen! Because we promise it's going to be like, at least mediocre. <3

FOLLOW OUR INSTA @adolesence podcast for updates on upcoming episodes and our advice on being a sensible teen. Plus, a bunch of random stuff.

EMAIL US at [email protected]! Feel free to send us any questions (you may be featured in future episodes!), stories, or tell us your favorite fandoms and ships! And if you ever need someone to talk to, we are always here.

After harassing, begging, and emotionally manipulating Sara for many weeks, Finley finally coerced Sara into editing this episode. I'm not really sure what's in this episode, I'm not sure if we did songs, and I'm not even sure Sara edited it. Is this a convincing argument as to why you should listen to it? Absolutely not. But do it anyway because we love you. 

Adole-sense is a podcast about all things TEEN! Sara and Finley talk about your favorite fandoms, pop culture, and how to deal with teenage life. And if you clicked on this by accident, give us a listen! Because we promise it's going to be like, at least mediocre. <3

FOLLOW OUR INSTA @adolesence podcast for updates on upcoming episodes and our advice on being a sensible teen. Plus, a bunch of random stuff.

EMAIL US at [email protected]! Feel free to send us any questions (you may be featured in future episodes!), stories, or tell us your favorite fandoms and ships! And if you ever need someone to talk to, we are always here.

15-year-old Sara is fashionable, trendy, and put together. With her endless collection of navy corduroy pants and cool shoes, she's got her act together. Enter Finley: good-for-nothing and thrifty with an overt concern for human rights and environmental issues. She owns a grand total of two pairs of jeans (since 7th grade) and cuffs her sweatpants for the aesthetic. She's everything Sara's not. Sara reluctantly agrees to help Finley get her act together, unknowingly signs herself up for chaos... ;)

This week on Adole-sense, Finley split up last week's episode because Sara and Finley are both hot messes and have no time to record. You'll learn how to up your fashion game with tips from our resident fashion guru. Also learn what NOT to do: basically anything that Finley does. What are the most essential things to own? Can I wear my cat as an accessory? And finally, will all the years of chia seed smuggling be able to pay for Finley's Basquiat boots?

Stuck in our head!

- Starfish and Coffee (Prince)

- Dark Blue (Jack's Mannequin)

Adole-sense is a podcast about all things TEEN! Sara and Finley talk about your favorite fandoms, pop culture, and how to deal with teenage life. And if you clicked on this by accident, give us a listen! Because we promise it's going to be like, at least mediocre. <3

FOLLOW OUR INSTA @adolesence podcast for updates on upcoming episodes and our advice on being a sensible teen. Plus, a bunch of random stuff.

EMAIL US at [email protected]! Feel free to send us any questions (you may be featured in future episodes!), stories, or tell us your favorite fandoms and ships! And if you ever need someone to talk to, we are always here.

Sara and Finley were done. Sara was pulling in subpar grades in French, despite spending several hours perfecting the perfect French rap song. Just today, Finley scored a whopping 65% on her Art History test. If only she could put in her description writing effort into studying. Plagued with Covid burnout and general lethargy that the most upbeat Taylor Swift couldn't cure, Sara and Finley do the one thing they know best: complain about the current situation with copious amounts of sarcasm. 

This week on Adole-sense, Sara and Finley talk about finding the motivation to actually do stuff. They share some of their own tips to get stuff done and criticize tips from the internet in a rather disrespectful way. Then, they talk about music for like half the episode. Can you believe that Sara is done with indie pop??

Stuck in our head:

- Starfish and Coffee (Prince)

- Dark Blue (Jack's Mannequin) 

Adole-sense is a podcast about all things TEEN! Sara and Finley talk about your favorite fandoms, pop culture, and how to deal with teenage life. And if you clicked on this by accident, give us a listen! Because we promise it's going to be like, at least mediocre. <3

FOLLOW OUR INSTA @adolesence podcast for updates on upcoming episodes and our advice on being a sensible teen. Plus, a bunch of random stuff.

EMAIL US at [email protected]! Feel free to send us any questions (you may be featured in future episodes!), stories, or tell us your favorite fandoms and ships! And if you ever need someone to talk to, we are always here.

Finley taps out a couple of words and closes her eyes involuntarily. It's 9:51 PM which is very late for her but normal for everyone else. She should have finished this earlier instead of eating mini oranges and watching Grey's Anatomy while taking a bath. 

"Help me Sara," She thought out loud. Hopefully, quantum physics would tell Sara that she was thinking about her and Finley would show up in her dream. Maybe in the form of an alarmed saguaro cactus or a traumatized beaver. 

This week on Adole-sense, it's too late to write a good description. We played yet another snake draft with Cec and Arya, this time with celebrities. This time, we each came up with a category and only told each other a few minutes before: SO material, 1900s celeb, best couple, worst driver, best sibling duo, and wildcard. What is Cec's type? Why is Joan of Arc the dream girl? And who will reign supreme as the new Snake Queen?

READ AFTER YOU FINISH LISTENING: My two braincells forgot to put in the calls where I reveal the winner. The win was a three way tie between me, Cec, and Sara with three votes each. Sara said that she would have voted for me so I think I won. 

Stuck in our head:

- Under the Bridge (Red Hot Chilli Peppers)

- Stella Brown (Jelani Aryeh)

- Ba Ba Black Sheep

- Lemon Sun (Grady)

- Undercover of Darkness (The Strokes)

Adole-sense is a podcast about all things TEEN! Sara and Finley talk about your favorite fandoms, pop culture, and how to deal with teenage life. And if you clicked on this by accident, give us a listen! Because we promise it's going to be like, at least mediocre. <3

FOLLOW OUR INSTA @adolesence podcast for updates on upcoming episodes and our advice on being a sensible teen. Plus, a bunch of random stuff.

EMAIL US at [email protected]! Feel free to send us any questions (you may be featured in future episodes!), stories, or tell us your favorite fandoms and ships! And if you ever need someone to talk to, we are always here.

"Let's come up with some new podcast ideas," Sara texted two weeks ago. 

"Alright," thought Finley. And promptly ignored the text. 

"Hey Finley, what do you want to record today?" Sara asked. 

"I have no idea whatsoever," Finley replied. 

Welcome back to Adole-sense, the podcast that peaked at episode 12. Today we present to you an incomprehensible rant. What's in this rant? I'm not quite sure. I have not listened to this episode and I have no memory of what happened. When did we even record this?? Why is Sara letting me write the description?? These are questions I ponder to myself. I think we talk about ourselves (big surprise) and some college stuff, but you'll have to listen and find out! :)

Stuck in our head:

- Drops of Son (Jaden)

- we fell in love in october (girl in red)

Adole-sense is a podcast about all things TEEN! Sara and Finley talk about your favorite fandoms, pop culture, and how to deal with teenage life. And if you clicked on this by accident, give us a listen! Because we promise it's going to be like, at least mediocre. <3

FOLLOW OUR INSTA @adolesence podcast for updates on upcoming episodes and our advice on being a sensible teen. Plus, a bunch of random stuff.

EMAIL US at [email protected]! Feel free to send us any questions (you may be featured in future episodes!), stories, or tell us your favorite fandoms and ships! And if you ever need someone to talk to, we are always here.

Finley and Arya had hit an all-time low. Everywhere they looked, they were reminded of their devastating loss. Cecily and Sara were on their high horse. So high, it was practically a giraffe or perhaps a very massive moose. They needed to win the next draft. So they hatched a secret plan to annihilate Sara and Cec.

After two reschedulings and a grueling four days of editing, Adole-sense brings you our second snake draft competition: books. Listen as we battle it out amongst ourselves to draft books into six categories: realistic fiction/non-fiction, romance/historical fiction, fantasy/dystopian, movie adaptation, before 1900, and wildcard. Also featuring secret phone calls, Finley's epic Sara impersonation, Finley's road to insanity, and Sara's Inner Demon. Who will be crowned the new Snake Queen?

DISCLAIMER: Although they joked about it, Arya and Finley did not rig the game. The picking order was completely random and the voting was anonymous. 

Stuck in our head:

~ To Be Young ( Anne Marie and Doja Cat)

~ A Life in Color (Ramsey the Fourth)

~ Kabhi Kabhi Aditi (Rashid Ali)

~ Outskirts of Infinity (Ashes to Amber) 

Links that I think I was supposed to put:

~ Robert Pattinson pasta: https://www.gq.com/story/robert-pattinson-on-batman-tenet-isolation-june-cover

~ Gay penguins: https://edition.cnn.com/2019/08/13/us/gay-penguin-couple-egg-zoo-berlin-trnd/index.html

~ Read this instead of Carry On: https://www.wattpad.com/story/7815104-black-truth-read-description

Adole-sense is a podcast about all things TEEN! Sara and Finley talk about your favorite fandoms, pop culture, and how to deal with teenage life. And if you clicked on this by accident, give us a listen! Because we promise it's going to be like, at least mediocre. <3

FOLLOW OUR INSTA @adolesence podcast for updates on upcoming episodes and our advice on being a sensible teen. Plus, a bunch of random stuff.

EMAIL US at [email protected]! Feel free to send us any questions (you may be featured in future episodes!), stories, or tell us your favorite fandoms and ships! And if you ever need someone to talk to, we are always here.