This episode is rated R for Adult Content, Violence, Domestic Abuse, Language and Uncomfortable Subject Matter. A special thank you to all who encouraged me to #getout.

"Puberty is the most amazing, comfortable, blissful time EVER," said Nobody (definitely not Nikki).

Often not fitting in anywhere has given Nikki the opportunity to fit in everywhere. From riches to rags join her adventures with two kids and three duffle bags as they find everyone has something in common.

*This episode is dedicated to Adam Merriman. May every day be the perfect powder day.

Hop on board as Nikki shares the tales from her recent life-altering Alaskan cruise. Life preservers highly recommended.

This year, Nikki's son has made a special request to hit up 'the club' for his big day!! So, grab your dollar bills as well as your favorite creepy doll and get ready to celebrate Sandler's birthday!

Haunted by pets of her past... Nikki wasn't sure she could ever bond with another animal. Then she found Kevin… or maybe Kevin found her.

Parenting can be magical, messy, magnificent, mortifying and more. Join Nikki & her parenting circus as she describes the various phases and stages of her parental identity crises.

*This episode is dedicated to Tucker Philip Judge (AKA Bootsie’s BFF) 05/05/2005-12/18/2013

What's behind door number one (insert exciting movie score mystery music here)? Find out as Nikki makes a very unexpected discovery that helps her live, leave and laugh.

Complete with Bond girls, scandal & crime... It's the family story that makes for an exciting Hollywood movie. However, not the kind of family members anyone would want to name their children after.