Even though having a bday in January literally sucks because everyone is broke or tired…or broke AND tired, being a Capricorn does have its benefits – all we need is a schedule, a laugh, money and a butt grab and we are good in the hood. P tells the very embarrassing NYE story that no one lets her live down and also shares that she would actually watch her own funeral if it were possible. Psycho!

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Yo, we back! P had a fever dream on the nyquil and so now we have an official New Years resolution, Whiners! But seriously, isn’t it all so overrated? But you do you, boo! Thank effing God the Holidays are just about over. Raise your hand if you need some lemon water and a salad.

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Take a sip of your wine everytime Paige says “Balenciaga” lol. On this ep, P is giving her opinion on that controversy and spoiler alert she is not setting her purse on fire. The holidays are great and all but can we get a freakin’ break from this dumpster fire that we like to call Earth. 

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Whiners! If you need to feel alive and your normal routine ain't doin it – you MUST jump out of a plane! P is detailing her skydiving experience as well as recapping a terrible restaurant service, why cuffing season should be postponed and what the hell is toxic positivity!?

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Not to be dramatic BUT Paige has a phenomenal episode for you, Whiners. You know when you feel like something was just the right place and the right time? This was it. Kori Clausen is an absolute powerhouse of a human being. Kori is so vulnerable and raw in her memoir “Paddle Out” – she speaks on everything from low self worth, feelings of abandonment, eating disorders, drug addiction, sexual assault, death and dealing with grief & trauma. You will feel empowered, inspired and truly seen after listening to this, and then you must go read her book!

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Whiners! Listen to this before your next Holiday Gathering with your weird Uncle Gary and Aunt Karen lol. Kori Clausen is on and is teaching us the importance of taking a deep breath, being present, and quieting your mind. A certified yoga instructor, the author of her memoir, “Paddle Out” and a mom of four teenage girls. She is a survivor of many things so she knows a thing or two about getting through the hard stuff. There is a lil bit of catch up on how her and Paige originally connected at Four Daughters Kitchen (yes, this is the restaurant where Kendrick Lamar hit on Paige) in Manhattan Beach, Ca. SHOUT OUT MB Community and Highland Ave. Love y’all!

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Celebrate all your wins – small or big. But especially the World Series game that Paige went to…Go Astros LOL. Yordan Alvarez, will you marry P Honey? Choose your fighter – Taco Bell or Wendys? PSA, if you’re gonna lie..do it better!

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Do y’all think you can actually fall in love with someone without ever seeing them? P is breaking down season 3 of the Netflix show, Love is Blind – don’t worry no spoilers – and trying to understand how the hell this philosophy is supposed to work. Also, whining about some current events in the world: Kanye, Migos member Takeoff, and Uvalde. Oh and surprise, surpriseeee, Paige is back in action on the dating apps!

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P has her friend and music artist, Cinqo Young on to discuss ideal (and less than ideal) first dates, if members of the opposite sex can truly be friends, and why men always seem to come back. Cinqo is wasting his breath telling Paige to lower her dating standards, what do y’all think?!

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She’s back, back from Cali, Cali! P had a great trip home -– apart from getting shit on twice, but that’s besides the point! Sometimes all you need is a little quality time with your people to feel back on track…but there are a few things about good ol’ L.A. that she doesn’t necessarily miss. Also, if you bring booze to a party and then take it with you when you leave…this episode is made specifically for you hun!

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