Hey peeps, this weeks blog is on the controversial Netflix film Cuties. Have you heard of it? You must be a nonce then. If you've heard of it, seen it, watched any promotional material for it then as far as I'm concerned you should be locked in prison with your balls cut off. Or am I being a bit over the top about that? Perhaps the film is actually a pretty sensitively directed story of young girls and the reality that they exist in. Could it really be that the outrage around Cuties is really a loud of Mary Whitehouse-style, Daily Mail-esque bullshit that has no real founding in reality? Who knows?!! I guess you'll just have to listen to this podcast and my droning waffle to find out for yourself. Or you could just watch the movie. I don't really care what you do. Cheers. 

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Hey peeps, this week I'm yammering on about the latest film to be released that's called Les Misérables. Although for clarity I should mention that it's not a new adaptation of that classic Victor Hugo novel but I social-realist cop drama that's centred on the dramas of small town on the outskirts of Paris. I just want you to know that I didn't even have to google that Victor Hugo wrote that original version. That's just a fact that I have in my head because I'm surprisingly very clever. I'd check it if I was you though just in case I'm wrong. Anyway. I start off rambling some anti-french sentiment but don't be offended if you are from France because I don't really mean it. I couldn't give one shit about France either way. It's just jokes isn't it. I thought it'd be fun to draw in the right-wingers by being a little xenophobic before subtly starting to sing the praises of the film to trick them into being more empathetic people. But there's a chance that the nuance of this strategy and my general lack of skill might have been lost in the process of trying and so I figured it can't help to mention it here. I hear the BBC is looking to hire more right-wing comedians though so if I have failed at the very least I might be able to apply for a job on television. Anyway. I'm rambling. Here's the podcast/blog thing. Enjoy. Cheers. 

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Hey peeps! I think this podcast may be one of the most profound pieces of art that I've ever created and so I'm glad that you're here to experience it. I basically did a blog on The New Mutants in the style of Doctor Manhattan. Why? I honestly have no idea. I'm aware that this X-Men spin-off has literally nothing in common with Alan Moore or his groundbreaking graphic novel that I'm ripping off. I think it was because there was so many delays for the movie that I thought it would be funny to do the opening paragraph in his style. But then I couldn't figure out how to get out of the pattern once I started and there turned out to be so many delays that I couldn't fit them all into just one paragraph. Anyway, I decided to just go wit it because I couldn't be arsed starting again and doing something different. I think stole the music that's used during some of the Doctor Manhattan scenes on Mars in the film version of Watchmen. It's by Philip Glass and I absolutely do not have the right to use it. Please give him money or something so I can justify including it regardless. Enjoy.

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Hey peeps. A lot of you have been asking why I've not uploaded in a while and so I thought I'd explain in the opening why I've been so busy. Just kidding. Literally nobody has asked why I haven't uploaded in a few weeks. I could have been dead and moulding up in a fucking ditch and you cunts wouldn't care would you? Well this week I'm talking about the film Tenet and you should listen up because I'm an informative and entertaining motherfucker and well worth your piece of shit time. For those of you living in more ravaged countries in which cinemas haven't yet fully opened I don't go into spoilers for the film so you're perfectly safe to listen along too. Although I could honestly tell you what happens at the fucking end of this movie and I'm not sure it'd count as a spoiler because I rarely had a clue what was going on in terms of story here. Anyway. Have a listen, give me five stars, and lovely review, and then fuck off. Cheers. 

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Hey peeps, this week I talk about my noncey facial hair and an old shark movie. I also rattle off an anecdote about the time my friend tried to make cheese on toast and somehow managed to really fuck it up. What more could you want from a film podcast? Stuff about films? I guess I take the piss out of the movie too if that'll keep you happy! Apparently Deep Blue Sea 3 has just come out which is shocking because I hadn't even heard that there was a second one. The real question is whether the first has stood the test of time though! That's what you all want to know isn't it? In which case you're in luck because that's exactly what I talk about here. I've been rambling for about two sentences. These blurbs really are an absolute stream of consciousness for me. Cheers. 

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Daddy the cash cow, smoking weed, step-mum shitting, and mouldy cheese. What more could you want from a vaguely film related podcast?! That's right folks, this is another one of those episodes in which I stage a faux-mental breakdown for performative and artistic reasons. What an excellent way of expressing myself and what an excellent experience for you to have to endure. I do talk about a film which in the case of this weeks podcast is the new Netflix film The Old Guard. Thinking of watching it but worried because it looked a bit shit? Then listen to this podcast and I'll tell you if it's worth your time. Actually I don't think I do tell you if it's worth your time because of all the other shit I thought it'd be funny to yammer on about. It is. It's quite good fun. Now enjoy my podcast you shits. 

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It's the 69th episode.. waheeeeeeey!!! In honour of that I thought I'd do a podcast/blog about what happens when you do a 69er wrong and somehow get the other person pregnant. I guess that would be so wrong in fact that you haven't actually done a 69er at all! Prevenge is all about a crazy pregnant lady that believes her unborn baby is telling her to murder people. It's a good film and I'd like to tell you why I like it. So sit back and shut the fuck up as I explain why you should watch it. Enjoy!!!

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Hey peeps, you really need to see the film that I'm talking about this week. It's called The Vast Of Night it's on Amazon and it's incredible. Also I managed to record this podcast in one go without the need edit it. Wow. I know that's only exciting for me but I'm also sure that the only person who reads this section and it's only now as I write it. So well done me. I also bitch about the new website cameo that I've been obsessing over recently but I guess you'll hear all about that when you listen to the podcast. Cheers. 

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Hey peeps, this week I'm talking about the film Disturbia. It's a film about a man who is stuck in his room and slowly going crazy. Sound familiar? No, not just because that's what we're all fucking doing during this stupid fucking lockdown but because it's also a bit like Rear Window. I discuss the similarities between the two films, make fun of Shia LaBeouf, and conclude with a story involving some nudity I once witnessed. How sexy. Enjoy! 

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Hey peeps, this week we're talking about the film Snakes On A Plane. Do you remember that film? Why does nobody talk about it anymore? Do you not like the idea of a film in which a snake bites a man in the dick? What's wrong with you?? Here I ask if the film is actually quite good or if the lockdown has started to do some genuine damage to my mental health.  Have a listen and try to enjoy!!

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