This virtually content-free, minute-long trailer serves to initiate my new podcast -- final title to be determined -- which comes to fulfill the request of a very special online friend named in the episode. BE FOREWARNED: Sound levels are very high! I'm sure we'll get these little kinks ironed out in the days and weeks and months and years that follow; but this episode (if it may be so called) was recorded on a refurbished HP EliteBook from PCs For People using a Blue Snowball cardioid condenser mic with USB digital output using anchor.fm's in-browser podcast recording and editing tools. (The background music, selected at random from a list of options, is stock music from anchor.fm.) The whole process took a matter of mere minutes, from start to finish, and is presented on a first-come, first-served basis with no warrant of merchantability for any particular purpose whatsoever.