Mrs Jones is on the phone,

no-one there, she`s all alone.

Husband died back twenty years,

since that time she`s full of tears.

Mr Jones, he was a friend,

knew him well, went round the bend.

Mrs Jones puts down the phone,

seems like God wasn`t at home.

Mrs Jones puts on her coat,

round to Ahmed`s for some soap,

talked to Jesus in a dream,

God prefers his sinners clean.

Mrs Khan is on the till,

"Morning Doreen, are you well ?"

"Jesus says I need a bath."

Mrs Khan just has to laugh.

Mrs Jones, she passed away,

ambulance took her away.

Left a note beside her bed,

"God still loves you when you`re dead"

After sunshine comes the rain,

nothing ever stays the same.

Life will wash your dreams away,

love is only for a day.