Grey men

in grey suits,

grey faces

on the news.

Grey thoughts

from grey minds

making out like

we were blind.

Grey men who

make the laws,

who do you think

you`re speaking for ?

Life is never what it seems,

is it real or just a dream ?

Every night you go to bed,

who`s that running round your head ?

Life is never what it seems,

is it real or just a dream ?

In the morning you get up,

are you sure you`ve woken up ?

Lovers walking hand in hand,

leaving footprints in the sand.

Life will wash your dreams away,

love is only for a day.

Children playing in the park

run for home when it gets dark.

All your dreams will run away

when the wolf comes out to play.

Old guy sitting on a bench

wondering when the dream will end.

Cotton candy clouds fly by

always there, but don`t know why.

Raindrops falling on my head,

wonder if I`m still in bed.

Always dancing in the rain

trying to wash away the pain.

Life`s a dream made of candy and ice,

but sometimes it don`t taste so nice.

Life`s a dream of illusion and lies,

hope you have sweet dreams tonight.

You said you`d fallen in love with another guy.

Well, you didn`t have to tell me, cos I already knew.

I saw you in the parking lot with someone

I`d never seen before.

Well Honey, haven`t we been here before ?

You said you`d found the man of your dreams,

well, you know, dreams aren`t always what they seem.

Last time it was Rudy from the grocery store,

you know Honey, we`ve been here before.

You said you`d found somebody new.

Well I don`t mind, cos I have too.

You know that Rudy from the grocery store,

he`s a really nice guy, and now you`re not around,

we`re gonna try.

Love ain`t always what it seems,

always fighting in my dreams.

Love ain`t always what it seems,

knights in armour, kings and queens.

" Eh Mate, is it true Kemi Badenoch can flip burgers while standing on her head and singing Rule Britannia ? "

" No, it`s not true Mate. "

" And I heard she refused a place at Standfords cos she wanted to save Britain from Boku Hareem, or summat. Is that a pop group Mate ? "

I ``'M NIGEL FARAGE by Da

LITTLE ANGEL by Da

I' m dreaming of a radioactive Christmas,

like in a horror movieshow.

We won`t need no Christmas lights

or candles on the tree

when everybody starts to glow.

I' m dreaming of a nuclear winter,

with heaps of radioactive snow.

There' ll be carol singers

with toasted fingers,

and Santa, all crispy

like a turkey roast.

CHRISTMAS LOVE STORY by Da

CHRISTMAS EVE by Da

HOME ALONE AT CHRISTMAS by Da