You were just an actor in my movie show.
Thought you`d made it big time,
but you hadn`t a hope.
You wanted love, I wanted fun.
You wanted romance, but there was none.
You were just a featurette
don`t know how you got in my head.
You were just a featurette,
don`t know how you got in my bed.
Heh! You had your chance,
your very last chance,
you had your chance you wierdo.
Heh, you had your chance,
your very last chance.
You`re a wierdo !
Friday night at the Phoenix,
well what do you know !
Big guy getting drunk,
and you`re stealing the show !
You had a part in a B-movie,
guess that ain`t gonna be.
You had your chance, you blew it all,
now you`re just another bore.
You were just a featurette
don`t know how you got in my head.
You were just a featurette,
don`t know how you got in my bed.