Da

I' m dreaming of a radioactive Christmas,

like in a horror movieshow.

We won`t need no Christmas lights

or candles on the tree

when everybody starts to glow.

I' m dreaming of a nuclear winter,

with heaps of radioactive snow.

There' ll be carol singers

with toasted fingers,

and Santa, all crispy

like a turkey roast.

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TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR by Da

I' m just a lonely Christmas guy,

I' m so lonely I could cry,

Santa Claus just walked on by,

I hung a a stocking by my bed,

Put my arms round Little Ted,

made a wish, lay down my head.

I`'m just a lonely Christmas guy,

Santa Claus just walked on by,

I`'m just a lonely Christmas guy.

I`'m just a lonely Christmas guy,

I'm so lonely I could cry,

Santa Claus just walked on by.

No presents for you tonight,

lonely Christmas guy.

I`'m just a lonely Christmas guy,

Santa Claus just walked on by,

I`'m just a lonely Christmas guy.

I`'m just a lonely Christmas guy,

I'm so lonely I could cry,

Santa Claus just walked on by.

I don`t see no guy in red !

Saw his footprints in the snow,

heard his merry ho ho ho,

where he went to, I don`t know.

Parked his sleigh at number 5,

he was in there half the night,

Santa Claus just walked on by.

I`'m just a lonely Christmas guy,

Santa Claus just walked on by,

I`'m just a lonely Christmas guy.

I`'m just a lonely Christmas guy,

I'm so lonely I could cry,

Santa Claus just walked on by.

I don`t see no guy in red !

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You said you were an alien

from Alpha Centauri.

You said you were

a celebrity chef,

well, that`s quite a story.

Time to get real,

no more lies.

We sat in the bar.

you said you were

the King of Bohemia,

and I was your Princess.

Well Honey,

I don`t believe ya.

You showed me your selfie,

it really was wild.

You said you took it

on Planet Mars,

well, that`s Carlo`s Bodega

I recognise.

Time to get real,

no more lies.

You ain`t no chef

or Bohemian King,

and I ain`t no princess

or anything.

You ain`t no spaceman

from a distant star,

and Carlo`s Bodega

ain`t on Planet Mars.

Time to get real,

no more lies.

Time to get real,

don`t you realise.

RAIN KEEPS ON FALLING by Da

STORY by Da

Raindrops

like tears from heaven

falling.

I looked in your eyes

and saw them,

and like all those lies

I heard them,

falling like frozen

raindrops.

Raindrops,

like tears from heaven,

falling,

tears cried for no-one,

I saw them,

and like all those lies,

I heard them,

falling like

frozen raindrops.

Why does it have to rain ?

Raindrops

like tears from heaven

falling,

I opened my eyes

and saw them,

tears cried for no-one,

falling,

out of the sky,

like raindrops,

like tears from heaven,

falling,

I looked in your eyes

and saw them,

and like all those lies

I heard them,

falling like frozen

raindrops.