Da

Mrs Jones is on the phone,

no-one there, she`s all alone.

Husband died back twenty years,

since that time she`s full of tears.

Mr Jones, he was a friend,

knew him well, went round the bend.

Mrs Jones puts down the phone,

seems like God wasn`t at home.

Mrs Jones puts on her coat,

round to Ahmed`s for some soap,

talked to Jesus in a dream,

God prefers his sinners clean.

Mrs Khan is on the till,

"Morning Doreen, are you well ?"

"Jesus says I need a bath."

Mrs Khan just has to laugh.

Mrs Jones, she passed away,

ambulance took her away.

Left a note beside her bed,

"God still loves you when you`re dead"

After sunshine comes the rain,

nothing ever stays the same.

Life will wash your dreams away,

love is only for a day.

Selfie,

post it on my Facebok wall.

Selfie,

maybe it`s not me at-all.

Save the World

You`re beautiful the way you are

You`re amazing,

you`re so amazing,

whoever you are,

whatever you are,

just be who you are.

You used to give me the run around

like I was chasing all over town.

You took my love and threw it away,

well Honey, let me tell you,

there`s no need to stay cos ...

You were the wrong Mr Right,

you got caught out last night

and I don`t wanna be your sideshow.

You were a cheat à la carte,

you were fake from the start

and I don`t wanna be your sideshow.

Honey you know my heart`s breaking,

still can`t believe you were faking.

Said you would love me forever,

maybe tomorrow together.

Well you can run around all you like,

and stay out dancing every night.

I know your lips are dynamite,

but your heart`s so cold it`s made of ice.

You took my love and threw it away,

well honey, let me tell you

there`s no need to stay cos ...

You were the wrong Mr Right,

you got caught out last night

and I don`t wanna be your sideshow.

You were a cheat à la carte,

you were fake from the start

and I don`t wanna be your sideshow.

ONE MORE TIME by Da

You got the power to change the World.

You got it made.

You got the money

and the orange face,

and a hairdo on your head

like you just joined

the walking dead.

Guess I`d better walk the dog

round the block.

Wonder when it`s gonna stop,

I lost the plot.

Guess I`d better see my psychologue,

I`m feeling chopped.

Guess I`d better walk the dog

til it drops.

Me gritas por la calle,

me llamas puta loca.

Qué quieres que te diga ?

Cállate la boca.