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Woke in the night

got out of bed.

Went to the bathroom

feeling half-dead.

Looked in the mirror,

what did I see ?

Some crazy wierdo

looking back at me.

When I went to bed

I was a girl

with lots of lovely candy curls.

Now take a look at tha

big bald head,

and my oh my,

I got three legs !

That` s not my body !

I used to be thin,

now i` m fat.

I used to purr

like pussy cat.

And those ears

all flipperty-flop ?

Guess I must be turning

into a dog !

That` s not my body !