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THE HEAVENS—In an announcement that sent shockwaves through the Christian and secular communities alike, the Lord our God, Creator and Supreme Ruler of the Universe, revealed Monday that Heaven is just like life on Earth, only more so.

“When you get to Heaven, everything is basically the same as it is now, only you have wings and can fly around forever without getting tired or having to go to work or school or do any of the other stuff you don’t really like to do now—just more of it,” said God Almighty, adding that in addition to being able to soar over mountains and clouds for all eternity without having a care in the world, all of one’s friends and family from life will be there as well.

“Everyone will be happy and healthy forever and ever. And you can sing and play music forever and ever. And there will be no pain or suffering anywhere in Heaven. Just more of everything you like about Earth.”

The Lord added that while Heaven was exactly like Earth in every way, it was also a little different in some ways too.