Welcome back to Agent Confidential — First Round Playoff Summary.

Faux Jimmy Sexton breaks down a wild opening weekend in the 12-team College Football Playoff, plus Michigan’s coaching chaos, the HBO Max/TNT broadcast fiasco, the G5 debate, and why the sport desperately needs a Czar.

In this episode:

• ​ Michigan’s coaching search enters Week 2 of wandering
• ​ Kyle Whittingham suddenly a name to watch
• ​ HBO Max/TNT broadcast disaster (coat hanger + magnetic north = required?)
• ​ Why Nick Saban is right: G5 needs its own playoff
• ​ Alabama storms back after spotting Oklahoma 17
• ​ Miami out-toughs A&M
• ​ Ole Miss domination + Golding/Weis Jr. postgame fireworks
• ​ Oregon–JMU and the backdoor cover that rattled half of Vegas
• ​ Why college football needs a Czar — not a committee

Plus: Jimmy is STILL stuck in Twitter Service Hades.

Cecile has escalated to “Phase 3: Firm But Polite.”

Pray for whatever poor support rep gets her next email.

If you’re not winning, you’re whining.

#AirSexton → Wheels up to 30A for the holidays.