Unexpected Absurdity

Aggressive Groundhogs, Forklift Fights and More Funny Crimes in the Citizen App

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🚨 The Citizen app alerts you to nearby crimes, but it's also where groundhogs terrorize neighborhoods, furries lose their fur, and nude men attack Burger Kings. Join us for our fourth trip to the weird underworld of crime! 

  • 00:00 Welcome! 
  • 00:35 The app has changed 
  • 01:08 First crime of the day 
  • 01:31 How to lose your street cred 
  • 02:22 Assault by forklift 
  • 03:10 Six women and a Nissan Sentra 
  • 04:26 Aggressive groundhog 
  • 05:01 Is this your dog? 
  • 06:10 Lost airpod 
  • 07:21 Nude man at Burger King 
  • 08:30 Stormtroopers IRL 
  • 09:23 Conclusion

    • Burger King parking lot image: Michael Rivera, CC BY-SA 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons Select images and other content licensed through Envato Elements, Pexels, Wikimedia Commons, and Pixabay. Memes are... well, memes.

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