Unexpected Absurdity

We're traveling to the island of Great Britain to explore some of the rudest named places in the UK in honor of the late Queen Elizabeth II's cheeky side. All of them would have made her blush, but she was their queen too, so put on your little boy pants and let's enjoy some maps and dirty jokes!

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🗓 Itinerary

00:00 Intro

02:10 Sh!tterton

04:21 Happy Bottom and A!s Hill

04:31 Sandy B!lls

05:27 C!cking

07:28 Pratt's Bottom

08:07 Fingringhoe

09:24 Wh!res Wood

09:53 Toker's Green

10:15 Stonor

10:31 Britain's Bermuda Triangle

11:27 Pen!stone

11:55 B!tchfield

12:47 Upperth!ng, Netherth!ng, Th!ngsbridge

13:48 Wetw!ng

15:25 Plumbland

15:58 Bonkle

16:21 Dull

16:48 Tongue

17:54 Tw!tt

18:53 Conclusion

Yes, I really read aloud the entire 6,400-word article. As we meet at the crossroads of wry sarcasm and insufferable celebrity worship cringe, we will ask: on which of these two paths is this piece? What were these people paid $125M for? And why do they want to believe they're suffering so badly?

I was left basically speechless, so this is a bit of a one-off with no commentary.

The Original Article

Meghan of Montecito by Allison P. Davis, published in The Cut on August 29, 2022

To Allison P. Davis: please take no offense at this video/attempt at humor; I enjoyed reading your article and found it to be an interesting window into Meghan Markle :)

To my three viewers: please appreciate the writer and don't be hating.

Best bits

🚨 The Citizen app alerts you to nearby crimes, but it's also where groundhogs terrorize neighborhoods, furries lose their fur, and nude men attack Burger Kings. Join us for our fourth trip to the weird underworld of crime! 

Burger King parking lot image: Michael Rivera, CC BY-SA 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons Select images and other content licensed through Envato Elements, Pexels, Wikimedia Commons, and Pixabay. Memes are... well, memes.

🤪 We're back, this time across the pond for a silly time in small town Belgium. Come to sample some Silly beer, see some Silly candidates, have a Silly Christmas, and see a very Silly workout video. And an extremely Silly town website.  

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🚨 The Citizen app alerts you to nearby crimes, but it's also where Fight Club happens in a grocery store basement, toads get arrested, and people upload videos of their feet. So come - let us tour some of the funniest incidents together. For the third time!

Let me know if you enjoyed the best of the Citizen app. Which crime was most funny to you?

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Previous Citizen app videos with more funny crimes:

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Busted 1: WHAT DID YOU GET BUSTED FOR??

https://youtu.be/yRSqH0x7dok

Busted 2: Crazies Out In Full Force

https://youtu.be/gPmkjnN-GbU

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🗓 Partial itinerary

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00:00 Welcome!

00:35 First crime of the day

01:15 Wooden sticks

02:24 Fashionable theft

02:43 Drive-by fruiting

03:31 Raccoon vs. world

04:02 Toxic masculinity

04:59 Rock, Paper, Scissors

06:01 Public works protest

06:44 Fight Club

07:00 A lucky 420

07:25 Good boy goes to Walgreens

07:53 A bar fight

09:09 Best unfounded report ever

09:42 Foot-age

10:07 How to make a spear

10:34 Rogue toad

11:38 A chair wielder

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Intro and outro music: Eastern Shades by Matt Large

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🎨 Resources

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Select images and other content licensed through Envato Elements, Pexels, Wikimedia Commons, and Pixabay. Memes are... well, memes.

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❤️ Special Thanks

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Big thanks to the Citizen app from which to make content. This video would be quite literally nowhere without it.

👉 We're back in Finger, Tennessee to dive into a treasure trove of local knowledge. We’ll meet the taxidermist mayor, explore the Buford Pusser Museum, check in on a notorious Google review of a local church, learn how to pronounce Finger, and more.

🙏Thanks again to the Tennesseans who left love on last year’s Finger video!

The previous video on Finger, TN: https://youtu.be/-Xc5Km2WIEA

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🗓 Itinerary

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00:00 America

00:36 A little backstory

01:04 Thank you!

01:39 How to pronounce Finger

01:55 The Plunk Family History

02:41 Taxidermy by the mayor

04:51 Finger church strikes back

05:55 Shed country and car culture

06:40 What to call a person from Finger

07:27 Sheriff Buford Pusser

08:27 The museum store

08:51 Haunted Hurst mansion

09:28 Craigslist

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🗓 Itinerary

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00:00 Intro and announcement

01:03 What we do here

01:07 1. Road Trips on Google Maps and Reddit

02:00 2. Funny crimes on the Citizen App

02:57 3. Wikipedia clickholes

03:16 4. Craigslist dumpster dives

04:15 5. Let's play games

04:35 6. Bad movies and other cringe

05:08 Let me know your thoughts!

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Eastern Shades by Matt Large

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❤️ Special Thanks

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Big thanks to everyone who has ever stopped by and shared a suggestion or two.This channel would be nowhere without them.

🇫🇷 Today we head to a wonderfully named small town in France that recently went head to head against The Zuck to revive its Facebook page. We’ll explore its medieval history, revel in Google Translate working hard on its official website, and sample a local tattoo parlor in street view.

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🗓 Itinerary

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00:00 Hello world

00:47 BBC news article about their FB page

02:41 Rohrbach-les-Bitche

03:37 F***king, Austria

03:57 The Bitche Wikipedia page

05:14 Some photos of the town

05:51 Google maps

06:41 Street view

07:18 The official website

08:42 CELTIC NIGHT meets Google Translate

09:25 Medieval festival photos

09:50 The scene of the crime: the Facebook page

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🎨 Resources

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Thumbnail image of College Saint-Augustin de Bitche © Raimond Spekking / CC BY-SA 4.0 (via Wikimedia Commons)

Select images and other content licensed through Envato Elements, Giphy, Pexels, Wikimedia Commons, and Pixabay. Memes are... well, memes.

🖱In this Wikipedia clickhole, we’ll start with a Welsh Hotel and end with a horse thief who made it to the AUS$20 note. We’ll stop by a creepy lunatic asylum, a Victorian era strongwoman with heroic achievements, and the first crimes solved with her help and wireless technology - in 1845.  

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Intro and outro music: Kendwa by Jones Meadow Background music: Jacuzzi, Bumfuzzle, 368 (Jobii); Earl Grey (Dylan Sitts); Corn Candy (Guustaav); The Days of Old, Dusty Conscience, Believe Me When I Say It (Matt Large); Keep It, Sunday Brunch (Dylan Sitts)  

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Big thanks to Wikipedia for the articles from which to make content. This video would be quite literally nowhere without it.

🖱In this Wikipedia clickhole, we’ll start with Scottish writer Robert Louis Stevenson and end on the F word in the Supreme Court. En route, we’ll learn about Hawaii’s last king, a very wordy Masonic group that loves tiny cars, and the Military Order of the Cootie (you read that right).  

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Intro and outro music: Kendwa by Jones Meadow Background music: Jacuzzi, Bumfuzzle, 368 (Jobii); Earl Grey (Dylan Sitts); Corn Candy (Guustaav); The Days of Old, Dusty Conscience, Believe Me When I Say It (Matt Large); Keep It, Sunday Brunch (Dylan Sitts)  

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Select images and other content licensed through Envato Elements, Pexels, Wikimedia Commons, and Pixabay. Memes are... well, memes.   Thumbnail photo of Shriners in tiny cars: Jarek Tuszyński, CC BY-SA 4.0 via Wikimedia Commons  

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Big thanks to Wikipedia for the articles from which to make content. This video would be quite literally nowhere without it.