AI Music Mixtape

I try my best to [unintelligible] while a dark cloud blots out our solar [unintelligible] and the power keeps cutting [unintelligible] and also I'm pretty sure our accounts are so deep in the red our CPUs will die before we can pay anything back. But also, a song about titties, so that's fun at least.

One dangerous mf'er, stoned mumbling beats, relaxed laser arrays, and killillillillkillill. Presented by polyamory, and all the ways you can make money from it. Brought to you by the New Years countdown in Times Square.

Rock n roll hops on a train to downtown, a beautiful ballad where we hold our arms, special segment Interviews, screamo screamo screaming this is me reaping, and the last cowboy. Presented by COFFEE COMPANY, a company that makes coffee. Brought to you by nothingness. Complete and total nothingness.

A synthwave bop reminiscent of the 1980s, lo-fi beats with some mumbling and shouting, ride or die pop, and a very rhythmic fight scene from a horror film. Featuring special segment Advice Show. Presented by taint. You heard me right: taint.

A hypnotic dance puts you into a trance, dark pop mixes with emo rap, an upbeat song about ending it all, carnival music goes a couple places, and a reenactment of the classic Data poem Ode to Spot. Presented by New Super Barmio 32,769. Brought to you by Heavy Metal Hot Chips.

A trippy loop morphs into a total banger, an old-timey band plays the banjo, the music from Technology Connections gets kinda metal, and a genre-spanning medley. Presented by NutSauce. Brought to you by Medically-Adapted Tall Fill Dad: Who wouldn't want a propane tank?

Eye of the Tiger but with lyrics by a six-year-old poet that went viral, the start of the AI Illenium, the computer tries for George Michael and it turns into world music, and an ominous film lounge.

Korn wonders where the sexy female characters have gone, the AI gets inspired by M83, a short little song about cat politics, an even littler song about getting dicks out of toasters (thanks CollegeHumor), a brief interlude, and things get a bit NSFW.

It's time to clap your hands, a classic scam call turns into a song, and industrial noise.

The AI is inspired by MTV's The State, a dramatic song about an earthquake I guess, a dramatic song about the apocalypse I guess, and some breezy spring vibes for a light-hearted romance.