This week Aaron Shark Tanks the next great inovation in male sex toys.  

After that the boys say a fond, possibly temporary farewell to the 5 people who've stayed listening to this trainwreck for the past year.

Will Aaron and Matt ever return for a season 2???

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This week Aaron and Matt do a play by play analysis of a Bobcat attack that was caught on North Carolina.  This brings up the fact that neither Matt nor Aaron are man enough to stand up to a bobcat.  Or a housecat for that matter.

Somehow Aaron uses this to delve into at least 12 conspiracies and his opinions of the mouthbreathing cult Qanon.

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This week Aaron and Matt get into a deep discussion into the mind of the most diabolical queen south of the Maison Dixon line Ms. Juicyyyy baby.  This leads into a deep dive into the trash that is reality tv.

After that Matt brings a shocking story from Michigan in which a naughty home inspector decided to do more than tickle an Elmo doll...

All this and more on this week of Aint Life Funny.

#JuiceTrap

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On this weeks thought experiment, Aaron and Matt get started with a discussion about how dim the citizens of Angel Grove were to not know who the Power Rangers were.  

"Oh it's just a multicultural, multiracial, color coded group of martial artists who disappear when shit goes down....Nope no one I know." 

After that Matt brings up the fact that Alabama is trying to hold steady on their ban of Yoga in schools.  Why?  Because Yoga will turn their kids into radical-Hinduism cultists.  That's basically what they're saying down there in that shit streak of a state Alabama....  

This somehow leads to Matt and Aaron discussing the bleak, Demolition Man-esque future in which Wesley Snipes has a blonde mohawk, we live in the sewers and Taco Bell is the only restaraunt left.

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This week Aaron and Matt are en fuego.  Why are they so mad.  Cause plastics are shrinking D's that's why.  The boys have a  discussion about this and the 2000 conspiracy theories that Aaron knows involving the likes of Coke and other mega corporations that are trying to shrink the dink.

After this Matt brings up a mother of the year candidate who took some boxing gloves to her daughters school and went toe to toe, blow for blow with her bully.  Hero or villan or real ass Mom of the month?  You be the judge.

Finally  Aaron and Matt write the next great porno movie that showcases Lexington Steele as a time traveling D-Slanger who travels to the dystopian, plastic poisoned future filled with small pee pees and rewrites history with his massive piece.  Sperminator 2: Judgement Dong.

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The boys can't avoid the continued disrespect of their producer and their insistence on calling them The Dollar Tree Falcon and Winter Soldier.  After accepting defeat they discuss the upcoming release of The Snyder Cut.  Mat''s already watchied 2.5 hrs of it and he shares his thoughts thus far.  

After that the guys discuss a lost cut of the 90's Robin Williams classic and if they'd like to see an R rated version.  

Finally in the last 15 minutes Aaron and Matt get deep and talk about what they think about the last year and if they're afraid to die.  

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This week opens with the Aint Life Funny producers throwing ultimate shade at Aaron and Matt by calling them the "Dollar Tree Falcon and Winter Soldier.  Naturally we had to make that the poster for the episode.

After that the guys share a few thoughts on the NFL offseason, mostly in regards to the Steelers and issues with an aging Ben Roethlisberger and a thriving Juju Smith-Schuster.

After that Aaron and Matt discuss Aaron's new business as an influencer/guru and his new personal PJ Dolla-Check.

Finally Aaron blows the lid of the Epstein conspiracy and reveals what most likely went down.

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This week Matt and Aaron start off the show by acknowledging how crazy Matt looked as a teenager....crazy.  

They also get into what it's going to be like after Corona is over in terms of wearing masks and what they think of antimaskers in general.

Finally they end the show with a bunch of stories of childhood brushes with death and how lucky they both are to be alive and fully functioning.

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This week Matt and Aaron continue their deep dive into the weird.  

They talk crying with the homies during movies, their thoughts on the new Denzel movie "The Little Things" and movies in general and Tekashi 6x9 and if he's a genius asshole, or just an asshole.  

Yes we know that Tekashi is spelled with an E but our graphics guy is white so no spicy talk about the poster....

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This week aaron and Matt talk shitty jobs, crazy internet videos, bad business practices and Aaron using his business knowledge to become the next Scarface.  

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