Hollywood isn’t reviving franchises—it’s recycling them.
This week on A.J. Chat, we break down the 2026 revival slate nobody asked for:
Cliffhanger loses its cheese—and its purpose
Scream 7 turns meta into muscle memory
Resident Evil trades camp for lifeless dread
Shrek 5 replays the same jokes without the bite
The Goonies reunion misunderstands childhood
Blade Runner 2099 builds a future that explains too much
And Insidious 6? A haunted house that’s just… routine.
Plus:
🎮 The Super Mario Galaxy mistake
🧛 Practical Magic’s sequel trap
🎩 Why Thomas Crown isn’t cool anymore
🔪 Silent Hill returns—louder, and less scary
These aren’t sequels with stories left to tell.
They’re reboots powered by fear—of silence, risk, and original ideas.
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