What on earth are we supposed to do with this banzuke? Ryan does the painfully in-depth research so you don't have to. Here's the calendar of upcoming amateur events that Jake mentioned:

• 8/6 - Iron Belly II, Orlando FL
• 8/28 - Seminar w/ Gagamaru, Dallas TX
• 9/3 - The Consulate's Cup, Austin TX
• 9/10 - US Sumo Open, Los Angeles CA
• 10/1+2 - Beer City Sumo Open, Grand Rapids MI
• 11/12 - Texas Sumo Open, Houston TX

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