Alabama Aristocrats

Back in the Saddle with a little help from a Special Guest!

2022 has already proven to be a bear, and as we say, "If you gonna be a bear, Be a Grizzly."

This week, we try to get our podcasting legs back under us chatting about the goings on with our friends, our age and the problems that come with that, and of course Alabama News.

The Don Juan of the Delta, Mr. Cason Delap joins us Live for the first time In-Studio to discuss... well, hell, just listen to it. We apologize in advance for the inside jokes, swearing, and random movie quotes. Just hang in there.

This attempt at an episode was so shoddily made, that we decided to leave it in-tack for you to get a "Behind-the-Scenes" listen at our shenanigans. We truly had the best of intentions when recording this, but sleep deprivation has taken its toll. This episode has been posted uncut, unfinished, and with plenty of shame to wallow in.

Surely, things will calm down into the new year, and we will get back to our regularly scheduled programming.

Also, after not winning the National Championship, I don't know that we will be able to post again for a while. Life is hard. It's even harder at the top! We will not be speaking about this loss any further.

Thank You, and Godspeed.



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Finally! We're back from our Holiday/Busy as Shit Hiatus & got an episode out... Hopefully it makes your travel playlist.

What a Month, Sheesh! Hectic Holidays Happening to His Heirs.
See, I'm so exhausted, I'm slap-happy and delusional with no idea how to do normal human activities. Typing this was a hellish nightmare.

This week we talk about... same ol' shit, different day! Listen to it and quit being a tool-bag.

Lucky #13
How Thanksgiving went,
Alabama Aristocrats are single-handedly responsible for the auburn close call, AND beating the brakes off the GA Bulldogs in the SEC Championship,
Mail Bag is Chock Full
We Read Headlines
& Tip Top Grill in Bluff Park, Hoover, AL has closed amid a public debacle via Facespace

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Krazi Katie Makes her unabashedly triumphant return to the Aristocratic Stage and charges her foes head-on!
We promise she's not AS annoying this time, and somewhat insightful. Might learn you a thing or two.

The Podcast Demons are out to get us, apparently smoking weed in the the airplane bathroom is frowned upon, and we talk a little Iron Bowl History!

We pretty much just ramble and muse for an hour or so about the goings on of the season. It's too cold to think of interesting Southern anecdotes, but this episode is out "On Time!"

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The title was a Joke.  We Promise NOT to Mention TurDuken the Entire Episode!

We will bitch about family, and the catastrophe that is "The Holiday Season," but with a loving warmth that only an Aristocrat can bring.

We don't like ambrosia, nor do we like people who do.
&
Vince Vaughn is in Four Christmases, not Vince Gill.


Being a responsible adult is getting in the way of my hobbies and really starting to piss me off. Apologies for the episode's tardiness, but ya know, it's free. Hold your friends hostage until they love the show, and we will begin to build a fanbase that will allow me to do even less "paid work" and more hobby work.

'Preciate y'all checking us out, and especially sending us your suggestions on eateries, as well as the worst, most ridiculous reviews you can. Really sell how shitty it is!
 
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Prolly won't be fighting crowds the next few weeks, but afterwards, we shall hit the dusty trail in search of El Dorado... or more likely decent eateries and libations 'round where we hail.

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We planned to get a little deeper into a Turkey discussion, but as per usual, Family got in the way!

Hopefully, y'all are able to tolerate your family 'round this time of year.

Also, Don't be a D-Bag hitting people over toys at the store because TV Man says Johnny may not get the G.I. Joe with the Kung Fu grip.

Be a Human Being... also Use TURN SIGNALS!!

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Most likely we won't respond, but we there.
Also, we have an email for Saudi Princes to ask us for money. NO SCAMS!! 
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Aristocrats, we sincerely apologize for our brief hiatus. Occasionally, life gets in the way. We attempted to make this episode three times. While this is a bit of a hodgepodge episode, it is extra special to us.

We'd also like to apologize for this episode's intro. On our second attempt at Ep #9, I was overcome with love, grief, and fear, to name a few, and used our podcast as an outlet. Therapy.

Jo Carolyn Sims Rudolph was my grandmother;    My Grannie...
She left us around 8:30 Tuesday Morning, October 26th, 2021 within minutes of me letting go of her hand to catch a nap on the couch, as I couldn't fight my eye lids any longer.

My nights consisted of ensuring she had the correct medications every 2 hours, telling her all the things I never did before, and most often heark the Reaper's Robe dragging the floor . As much as I wanted her pain to end, I'm still a selfish, spoiled grandson that loves his Grannie.


Fear not, Peasants.
We are Back! The Aristocracy Reigns!

We missed a few things during our interlude, so we decided to talk about them anyway. 

• Tennessee Hate Week,
• The Greatest Interview of All Time, and
• All Hallow's Eve are a few that made the dais. 

Thank You, Aristocrats, Sincerely, for all the support. It's what keeps us motivated to continue doing something we enjoy, even when it is difficult to do.


And Grannie, Thank You, for absolutely everything you've done for me... for us.
I'll miss you until I too am overcome with dementia and forced to forget how much I love you.

Listen Peasants,
Life gets in the way sometimes. Plans get pushed, changed, and sometimes... improved.
That's not what happened here, but we did call in friends to rescue us.

Krazy Kati, our Pop-Culture Correspondent in-the-field and Real Housewives aficionado, learns us a few things on... some kinda Real Housewives drama.

Biden's Nephew married a reality TV star, and supposedly that's big news.
Also Bravo-Con exists and people attend.

Local Car Show in Ardmore, TN/AL is this weekend, & has become quite the event!
Southeast Gasser Association is in Huntsville. So naturally, we talk about Tractor Pulls.

Mista Casey, the Don Juan of the Delta, and our favorite farmer, Cason Delap calls in to update us on Harvest 2021.


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Welcome Peasants!

Alabama has a new Gas Tax to steal from residents,
Urban Meyer is Diddling Girls in Bars, &
Andy Page with Elk River Turf tells us about his Lawn Treatment Side Hustle that has turned into a legitimate business.

Andy has been a long time friend, and we are so excited about him being our First In-Studio Guest! We ramble a little much about SEC football. Tell a few stories of the good ol' days, but Andy is well versed in agriculture, agronomy, and agribusiness.

Public Pursuit, because Duck season is here! @publicpursuit

SiP Cigar Lounge - I'll send you some nice sticks at a great price!
   Could easily be some Delta-8 Gummies in there...

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Our friend, Bill Kelley, calls in to discuss the Tennessee Valley Old Time Fiddlers Convention.

The GrandPappy of Southern Bluegrass Conventions is held at Athens State University in Limestone County, Alabama on the first full weekend every October.
A Destination for Lovers of Bluegrass and Appalachian Music.


Public Pursuit - Duck season is upon us

SiP Cigars & Lounge - get your pack of 4 premium cigars selected by @ramblinvann of The @AlabamaAristocrats