Alabama Bama is back, and she’s kickin’ off the new year with a bang—literally! That’s right, folks, she just got her smile revamped down in Tijuana, and let me tell ya, this lady's got some fierce new chompers! Bama’s rollin' in with a full set of pearly whites, but don’t you worry, she’s not just flashing those new veneers; she's got a wild story about how they’re strong enough to munch corn on the cob through a chain link fence! We dive into some of the wackiest dental adventures, including some questionable medical advice that’ll have you laughing and shaking your head. So grab your snack, kick back, and enjoy the hilarity as we catch up with our favorite Alabama queen! Get ready to giggle, folks! This week, Haystack has a hoot with none other than Alabama Bama, who's kickin' off the new year with a mouthful of new chompers! Yep, she made a wild trip down to Tijuana and came back with a shiny set of pearly whites! Bama’s got a tale or two about her dental escapades, including the dubious methods used to attach those veneers—let’s just say it involves more super glue than a craft store and a sprinkle of Spanish prayers. And trust me, these teeth are no joke; Bama claims she could chow down on corn through a chain link fence! Who needs a dentist when you've got that kind of power? But wait, there's more! Is she really planning to test the bulletproof claim made by her ‘dentist bartender’? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure: Bama's humor and antics will have you rolling with laughter as she navigates her way back home through a sea of extension cords and lawn furniture. Buckle up, it’s a wild ride!