Grab your coffee, folks, 'cause we’re diving into a whole world of community vibes and learning at the Jones Center! 🎉 This week, I’m chillin’ with my buddy Jeff, the programming wizard over at the center where I’ve been getting my improv on. We’re talking about how this place is not just a hub for comedy classes (though those are super fun), but it’s also a full-blown learning center that dabbles in everything from theater to swimming to adult ballet! Yeah, you heard that right. So whether you wanna unleash your inner Shakespeare or just learn to stay afloat, they’ve got your back. 🏊‍♂️💃 Jeff spills the beans on their awesome programs, especially the ones for grown-ups. Adult improv? Check. Learn to skate? You bet! And let’s not forget the crucial life-saving adult swim lessons. Jeff’s all about making sure everyone can swim, and he drops some serious stats about drowning risks. Spoiler: it’s a big deal! He’s got this rad initiative called “Every Child Swims,” where they test third graders and offer free swim lessons to those who need it. Talk about making waves in the community! 🌊 As we rave about the center’s bustling atmosphere, Jeff shares some cool insights about the ice rink and all the activities that go down there. Seriously, they’re the only ice rink in Northwest Arkansas! From hockey teams to curling, if you love ice, you’re in for a treat. The center’s always buzzing with birthday parties and community events, making it a hotspot for family fun. Don’t sleep on checking out their website for tickets and classes – it’s super affordable and totally worth it! So swing by the Jones Center, where the fun never stops, and let’s make some memories together!

Takeaways:

1. The Jones Center offers loads of cool classes for all ages, like improv and ballet!
2. Learning to swim is super important; it can literally save lives, so don't skip it!
3. Every child in Springdale gets free swim lessons if they fail a swim test, how awesome is that?
4. The ice rink at Jones Center is always packed, hosting events from hockey to curling!
5. Family jam events are a hit with fun shows and free passes to skate or swim included.
6. Tickets to events at the Jones Center are super affordable, making fun accessible for everyone!

Kickin' off the morning with a bang, we’ve got Jeff from the Jones Center in the house, and boy, does he have some wild stuff to share! So, I’ve been diving into improv classes there, and let me tell ya, it’s been a blast! But Jeff is not just about the laughs; he’s the big cheese at the Jones Center, where they’re doing ALL the things! We chat about comedy shows, triathlons, and even the Muttminster dog show—yes, you heard that right! It’s like the Oscars for pooches! Jeff spills the tea on all the cool stuff happening, like how any doggo can strut their stuff, whether they’re a purebred or a mixed bag of fur. And just when you thought it couldn’t get better, we talk about bringing in national comedians like J.J. Burrows, who’s gonna light up the stage. If you’re not checking out the Jones Center, you’re totally missing out on a whole world of fun!

Takeaways:

1. The Jones Center is a buzzing hub of activity with events happening almost daily, so don't miss out!
2. Improv comedy classes are a fun way to unleash your creativity and make new friends!
3. Muttminster, the dog show, is set for March 14th, and it's open to all pups, even the not-so-purebreds!
4. The Jones Center also hosts professional comedians, giving you a taste of national talent right in your neighborhood!
5. Jeff, our guest, has a rich background in comedy, having worked at Second City for over 15 years!
6. They say if you're not checking out the Jones Center's website, you're missing out on all the cool stuff happening there!

Links referenced in this episode:

1. thejonescenter.org

Companies mentioned in this episode:

1. Jones Center
2. Second City Comedy Theater
3. Dry Bar Comedy

Super Bowl commercials ain’t what they used to be, and we’re diving headfirst into that hot mess! If you’ve ever found yourself grumbling about how the ads just aren’t funny anymore, you’re not alone—your older pals might be stuck in the past, thinking those classic Budweiser lizards were the peak of comedy! But guess what? It’s not that the jokes have gone stale; it's just that advertisers are vibing with a younger crowd now, and our older friends are missing the punchline. So, we’re here to help bridge that generational gap with our very own Gen XAD trauma hotline (yes, it’s a thing!). Grab your snacks, kick back, and let’s laugh our way through the hilarity (or lack thereof) of today’s commercials while we reminisce about the golden days of advertising!

Get ready to dive into the wild world of Super Bowl party antics with this episode! We're talking about everything from the thrilling Super Bowl squares game to the six types of people you just can't escape at a Super Bowl bash. First up, we break down the Super Bowl squares—those fun little boxes where you pray to the football gods for the right numbers. Turns out, the lucky winners are often the folks who snag 0, 3, 7, or 4. So if you get stuck with a 5 or 9, maybe just grab another chip and dip and hope for the best!

Nostalgia hit hard this morning, folks! We’re diving deep into the bittersweet news that Minute Maid is officially waving goodbye to their iconic frozen juice cans. Remember those little bricks of citrus goodness? Yeah, I can hear the collective gasp from everyone who grew up in the 80s and 90s! It was a rite of passage to crack open one of those cans, plop it in a pitcher, mix it with water, and pray it dissolved before the Saturday morning cartoons ended. Talk about a juice ritual! We’re reminiscing about the days when these frozen delights lived in our freezers alongside dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets and questionable TV dinners. And let’s not forget how these babies were born to serve soldiers in WWII – because nothing says “support our troops” like slightly metallic orange juice! So we raise our glasses (of fresh juice, of course) to those frozen cans that were never fresh-squeezed but always gave us a citrusy hug in a time of need. Farewell, Minute Maid, you will be missed like that one chunk of ice that never dissolved!

Haystack is back and he’s got Alabama Bama on the line, and boy, do they have a frosty convo ahead! The chill vibes are real as Bama brings her usual flair to the morning show, cracking jokes about the weather and her not-so-daring plans to avoid slipping down a slide due to the cold. Between giggles and puns about groundhogs and guinea pigs, Bama spins a yarn about how she’s ready to cross the state line—not for mischief this time, but to escape the cold! Who knew cold weather could lead to personal growth? Bama claims she’s maturing, y’all! The highlight? Bama's secret recipe for hot chocolate that’s more survival tactic than dessert! Spoiler alert: it involves Jack Daniels and Yoo Hoo, and it's as wild as Bama herself! So grab your favorite blanket and settle in for a laugh-filled chat that’ll warm your heart, even if it’s snowing outside!

Tech gossip alert! So, there's a buzz floating around about Apple's upcoming foldable iPhone, and let me tell ya, it's got everyone talking! Haystack dives into this juicy rumor and shares a wild story about tech bros channeling the ghost of Steve Jobs in Cupertino. Yep, you heard that right! Picture a spooky seance where the boys are all like, 'How do we keep up with Samsung?' and Steve's ghost replies with some classic advice about stealing ideas and marketing like a champ. It's an absolute hoot! Haystack reflects on how Apple has a knack for taking existing tech and making it mainstream, even if it means being fashionably late to the party. This episode is packed with laughs, tech insights, and a sprinkle of ghostly humor that'll have you giggling while you ponder your next smartphone upgrade!

Ever thought about taking a year-long vacation from the world? Well, one dude named Skip Boyce is going full hermit mode! He’s locked himself in a room, streaming the whole shebang like it’s a reality TV show. I mean, who needs cable when you’ve got Skip’s year of ‘me time’? This fella’s got the whole setup: gym equipment, a bathroom, and enough snacks delivered by his wife to fuel a small army. But hold up, he’s ditching the junk food and soda—seriously, no soda? What’s next, no Netflix? As we dive into this wacky scheme, we can’t help but wonder if Skip’s onto something or if he just needs a hug. And hey, we’ve even cooked up a Morning 6-Pack of things we wouldn't miss if we were trapped in isolation, like that shirtless neighbor watering his lawn. Honestly, it's a whole vibe!

Hold onto your Hot Pockets, folks! Haystack dives into some wild new stats that show teen boys in the U.S. are gambling more than ever—like, way more than their parents probably think. Seriously, more than one in three boys aged 11 to 17 have placed bets in the last year. Who knew we were raising mini high rollers? Haystack gets real about how this gambling trend isn’t just about cash; it’s about how these kids are learning to handle risk and reward, and it’s all happening while they’re glued to their screens. I mean, back in my day, the only thing I was gambling on was whether I could microwave a Hot Pocket without it turning into a lava bomb! Now it’s all about loot boxes and Fortnite outfits. Don’t worry, I’ll still take my chances on dinner, thank you very much. Parents, it’s time to step up your game and chat with your kids about what they’re doing online because the odds are stacking up against them! Grab your favorite snack and buckle in because this episode is packed with laughs and real talk! Haystack spills the tea on how parents are completely unaware of their kids’ gambling habits, with only 2% realizing their kiddos have dipped their toes into online betting waters. Can you believe that? It’s like parents think their kids are just learning algebra instead of calculating the odds on whether the Razorbacks will cover the spread. Spoiler: they don’t. And let’s not forget the fantasy sports craziness—these teens are managing fake teams like they’re training for the big leagues. One minute they’re failing biology, the next, they’re acing their fantasy drafts. Haystack’s got the scoop on how these behaviors are shaping the future of our kids, so don’t miss this hilarious yet eye-opening episode! In a world where gaming and gambling are colliding, Haystack brings his signature humor to a serious topic that every parent needs to hear. We’re talking about a new wave of mental health issues rolling in like a storm, and it’s got roots in this gambling culture. With only 25% of parents having discussed these issues with their teens, it’s clear we need to bridge that communication gap. Haystack’s playful banter makes it easy to digest this heavy topic, reminding us that being present and understanding our kids’ worlds is the ultimate parenting win. So kick back, enjoy the ride, and get ready to laugh while you learn about the high stakes of today’s teen gaming culture!

Spring cleaning? Nah, let's flip the script! Why do we wait for sunshine to tackle the dust bunnies hiding under our couches? I mean, really! As the weather gets nice, we should be brunching and pretending to hike, not scrubbing our baseboards like we're being punished by Mother Nature. This week, we're diving deep into the wacky world of winter cleaning! Picture this: you're already stuck inside, bundled up in your coziest sweatpants, and what better time to tackle that clutter than when you're feeling that seasonal depression creeping in? We’re throwing out the old and making space for the new, all while you question why you have six spatulas. Seriously, who's gonna use that many? And trust me, once you tackle that Tupperware drawer, you’ll feel like you can conquer the world! So grab your trash bags, because we’re doing some serious winter cleaning and getting our lives together! Get ready for the top six signs you need a good ol’ cleaning session! If your robo vacuum is trying to escape, your laundry looks like a dirty sock mountain, or you’ve found a receipt from a store that went under two years ago, it’s time to get to work! We’re talking about the signs that scream ‘Help! My house is a disaster!’ Spoiler alert: if you looked around and thought, ‘If I were on a reality show, I’d be the before,’ then girl, you need this episode! Let’s embrace winter cleaning and come out the other side ready to enjoy that spring sunshine without tripping over our clutter!