Get ready to belly-laugh, folks! This ep dives into a wild tale of three sisters from Lansing who took “returning to the Garden of Eden” a little too literally—like, mustard-and-mayo-covered-nudists-level too literal! I mean, who knew Bible study could turn into a condiment crime spree? Picture a UPS driver chasing these three through a cul-de-sac while they’re living their best naked life—talk about a biblical episode of Cops! And while they claimed to be on a divine mission, the court wasn't buying it. So, buckle up for a ride full of giggles as we dish out the juicy details and sprinkle in some puns that are saucier than their shenanigans!

So, get this: a new study says that scrolling through social media and binge-watching shows might actually be making us more stressed—like, seriously? Who knew?! I mean, I thought buying that toaster online was supposed to be relaxing, but apparently I’m just adding to my anxiety levels. Meanwhile, the study found that folks who watch adult content are vibing with way less stress—who knew that was the secret wellness hack? Forget meditation apps, just go incognito, right? We also dive into the wild world of email and gaming, where they’re just adding to our stress soup! So, grab your snacks and join us as we unpack this ridiculousness—it's gonna be a hilarious ride!

Morning 6-Pack - Wedding Spending vs. Happily Ever After! Get ready to pop some confetti 'cause we're diving into the wild world of wedding spending! A study from Emory University says dropping big bucks on your big day doesn't guarantee your love story will last. In fact, those who shell out over 20 grand are three and a half times more likely to call it quits than those who keep it chill with a wedding under 10k! Crazy, right? We chat about how a low-key wedding just might be the secret sauce to a lasting marriage, while splurging on a honeymoon could be a game changer. So, let’s ditch the fancy flowers and go for a Taco Bell wedding instead—it's all about finding your forever fry-splitting partner!

Yo, listen up! We’re diving into the wild world of “choppelgangers” this morning—yeah, you heard that right! It’s the spicy new Gen Z term for when you look like a celeb but, like, if they took a detour through a microwave and a raccoon fight. 😂 We’re laying down the top six celebs who totally fit this vibe, and trust me, you’re gonna wanna Google these faces for some serious LOLs! Plus, we’re throwing in some bonus bits that didn’t make it to air, ‘cuz who doesn’t love leftovers? So grab your coffee and let’s get ready to giggle—it’s time to embrace the choppelgangers of the world! 🎉

Whoa, hold onto your snacks! We’ve got a wild tale that’ll have you shaking your head and laughing at the same time! This week, we dive into the antics of a 44-year-old dad in Michigan who decided that picking up his kid from school was a perfect time to unleash some serious drama—gun included! I mean, nothing says “responsible parenting” quite like turning the school pickup line into a scene straight outta an action movie. 😂 And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, this dude plays a game of “la la la, I can’t hear you” in court like he’s avoiding chores. Seriously, who knew facing terrorism charges could come with a side of roastin’ the judge? Grab your headphones and get ready to laugh, because this episode is a rollercoaster of ridiculousness! 🎢💥

Yo, grab your coffee and buckle up because we’re diving headfirst into the wild nostalgia wave that is the year 2016! Yup, you heard it right—everyone's throwing it back like it’s 2016, and we’re here for it! From TikTok blowing up with 55 million videos using those throwback filters to Spotify playlists giving 2016 a big ol’ shout-out—it's like a blast from the past, and Gen Z is living for it! We’re chatting about how the internet's gone a little stale and how folks just wanna relive the good ol' days when things were, ya know, less curated and more authentic. Plus, stick around for our “Morning 6-Pack” where we’ll dish out the top six things a time traveler from 2016 might say if they popped up in 2026. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss this giggle ride!

Morning 6-Pack - Happy Quitters Day, y'all! We're diving into the most magical day of the year where gym clothes give us the side-eye and our willpower takes a vacation. Yep, it's that time when 80% of us wave goodbye to our New Year’s resolutions just a couple of weeks in. But hey, if you’re still crushing it with your kale smoothies and protein shakes, strut your stuff like the fitness diva you are! We’ve got some hilariously “legit” reasons to ditch those goals today, plus a few laughs about how to celebrate Quitters Day in style—think sweatpants, Taco Bell, and documentaries about people who actually have willpower. So kick back, grab a snack, and let’s embrace the glory of giving up together!

Morning 6-Pack - Pizza and Ranch Candle Shenanigans! Grab your nose plugs, folks, 'cause we’re diving into the wild world of Bath and Body Works' latest flop: the pizza and ranch candle! Seriously, who thought that was a good idea? We all love pizza, but no one wants their house smelling like a Domino's dumpster fire! 😂 From gooey cheese notes to the scent of regret, this candle is a total biohazard. We’ll also roll through our top 6 worst candle pairings—think chicken house and wet dog vibes! So, buckle up and get ready for some giggles as we navigate the bizarre and hilarious side of candle culture! Hold onto your pizza slices, folks! Bath and Body Works just dropped a candle that combines the heavenly scent of pizza with the questionable aroma of ranch dressing. Can you imagine? It’s like they took a whiff of a greasy pizzeria and decided that the world needed it in candle form. Seriously, who thought, 'Yeah, I want my living room to smell like a Domino's dumpster!'? Haystack dives into the absurdity of this concoction, sharing tales of late-night pizza decisions that definitely didn’t involve lighting a pizza-ranch candle next to your bed. There’s some serious stank face happening out there, and even a viral TikTok couldn’t save this aromatic disaster from getting recalled as a biohazard. But wait, there’s more! Haystack humorously explores what’s next in the realm of bizarre candle pairings. How about a hot dog and public pool combo? Sounds delightful, right? Or maybe a chips and salsa scent that has left some shoppers gagging. It begs the question: Why not stick to the classics, like lavender or freshly washed laundry? The laughter continues as we imagine the next round of 'perfect pairings' that might just make us want to hold our noses! Tune in for the giggles and some ridiculous top 6 lists that might just make you rethink your home fragrance choices.

Alabama Bama is back, and she’s kickin’ off the new year with a bang—literally! That’s right, folks, she just got her smile revamped down in Tijuana, and let me tell ya, this lady's got some fierce new chompers! Bama’s rollin' in with a full set of pearly whites, but don’t you worry, she’s not just flashing those new veneers; she's got a wild story about how they’re strong enough to munch corn on the cob through a chain link fence! We dive into some of the wackiest dental adventures, including some questionable medical advice that’ll have you laughing and shaking your head. So grab your snack, kick back, and enjoy the hilarity as we catch up with our favorite Alabama queen! Get ready to giggle, folks! This week, Haystack has a hoot with none other than Alabama Bama, who's kickin' off the new year with a mouthful of new chompers! Yep, she made a wild trip down to Tijuana and came back with a shiny set of pearly whites! Bama’s got a tale or two about her dental escapades, including the dubious methods used to attach those veneers—let’s just say it involves more super glue than a craft store and a sprinkle of Spanish prayers. And trust me, these teeth are no joke; Bama claims she could chow down on corn through a chain link fence! Who needs a dentist when you've got that kind of power? But wait, there's more! Is she really planning to test the bulletproof claim made by her ‘dentist bartender’? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure: Bama's humor and antics will have you rolling with laughter as she navigates her way back home through a sea of extension cords and lawn furniture. Buckle up, it’s a wild ride!

Morning 6-Pack - The 10 Things That Hurt Like Crazy! Ever bitten into a hot pocket straight outta the microwave? Yeah, that’s a solid 10 on the pain scale! Today, we’re diving into the top six things we can ALL agree are absolute agony. From waiting for your pup to do their business in the rain to the gut-wrenching moment you check your credit score, we’ve got the laughs to help ease that pain! Plus, we’ll spill the tea on some wild survey results about pain tolerance that’ll have you nodding along—especially if you’ve ever felt the sting of dry January! So grab your coffee, kick back, and let’s giggle through the pain together! Get ready to roll with laughter as we dive into the world of pain! We're kicking things off with a wild scale of suffering—yep, we’re talking about the worst pain you've felt! And trust me, folks, it’s not just the hangover from that last party! Haystack shares some juicy stats that show over half of us have hit that '8' on the pain scale—ouch! From kidney stones to childbirth, we’ve got stories that make you cringe and maybe even laugh a little at the absurdity of it all. We’re not just talking physical pain though; emotional pain makes a cameo—like waiting for your dog to do its business in the rain. Seriously, what a struggle! Then, hold on to your hats because we roll into our Morning 6-Pack, where we dish out the top six things that we can all agree feel like a solid '10' on the pain scale! Spoiler alert: biting into a hot pocket fresh from the microwave is a serious contender. And don’t even get me started on credit scores—why does it hurt so much to check? It’s like a physical punch to the gut! And to cap it all off, the ultimate pain? Realizing it’s only day seven of dry January—can I get a drink over here?! So, grab your coffee, settle in, and get ready for a chuckle or two as we explore the hilarity in our pain, because let’s be honest, if we can’t laugh through it, what’s the point?