The boys pick over the World Cup final and decide on their own personal highs and lows of Brazil 2014, Alan is called a half-wit for tweeting that Arsenal won the World Cup and there is a U-turn on Andy Townsend.
The lads realise that the ITV Tour de France podcast is more popular so spend the first five minutes talking about cycling. They start to pick an All Star Team but don't get it finished.
Alan, Tom and Dom are worried about having something to talk about, but Luis Suarez saves the day. The boys get their teeth into that, have some breaking news and think that Luke Shaw has the best beard for a teenager.
The boys are surprisingly not too downbeat despite watching another England defeat. But fear a fix to rival Barnsley v Huddersfield. Tony Yeboah, Ben Thatcher and Johnny Cougar make surprise appearances as the North/South divide finally rears its head.
After much debate, Alan, Tom and Dom pick their England starting XI, but spend more time on Ivory Coast's chances and contemplate how Wayne Rooney's car might smell.
Tom and Dom from Bantam's Banter host a warm-up session of Alan Davies' Brazilian Banter - ITV's official 2014 World Cup podcast.
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Alan Davies presents ITV's 2014 World Cup podcast with Tom and Dom from the award-winning Bantam's Banter. Subscribe now to hear their unique take on the action, as the world's biggest football…