Alan Smithee Film Review

In this RETRO REVIEW, Ben and Damien are swept away back to the year 1996 to chase down the OG weather thriller… TWISTER!

Bad Film Bad Film, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when your movie blew? Ben and Damien dig into the latest offering from the Fresh Prince and Martin!

Ben and special guest STEVE go down undah to review the latest volume of the MADMAXIVERSE! Will Furiosa Taylor-Joy survive to become Charlize Furiosa, or will Thor Dementus shut down those desert dreams? Find out on the latest installment of the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!

Sometimes the math doesn’t quite add up, so let’s work this one out. (Kong x Godzilla) + (Ben ÷ Damien) – Plot = Good movie? Only one way to get to this solution, listen to the latest episode of the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!

Hoo boy, has it been a minute since the last podcast. The only way to make it up to you dear listeners is to review the BIGGEST MOVIE OF 2024 (so far)! Let’s get SPICE-y and go play in the sand with the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!

It’s a Christmas miracle because THE BOYS ARE BACK! Ben and Damien travel to Japan in the F-150 Studios to review the latest installment of TOHO Pictures’ OG Godzilla franchise. Could this be the best one so far? Strap on your big red suits and jump down the chimney, it’s time for the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!

Stay tuned for a Micro-Review of Clueless, and a special surprise game show at the end! Ben and Damien wrestle with our digital souls as we experience Gareth Edwards’s newest muted color adventure THE CREATOR

Now for the film you’ve all been waiting for, The Meg 2: The Trench. Oppenwhat? Who cares, we need more SHARKS. So let’s get more SHARKS. I heard you like SHARKS so we puts some SHARKS in your SHARKS.

Ben and Damien transport themselves to Barbieland and discuss a movie that was decidedly not made for them. There is no better authority on the female experience quite like two dudes’ perspectives. Or is there? Am I being sarcastic? Is that the point? Find out on the latest episode of the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!

Damien and Ben scrub into the freshest installment of the Indiana Jones franchise, will the Dial of Destiny wash away their fears, or will it leave them with the icky residue of Crystal Skull?