Wild, selfish and self-centred alcoholics. An introduction to ‘2-Pints’, helping the elderly, Don Johnson, Peter Pan, lost boys, Greater Manchester drivers and guns. Sober up with Simon and page 69 of The Big Book.

Spiritual progress and the alcoholic. High-risk disco moves, traditional British tea, Come on Eileen, enforced unwritten rules, multi-tasking, driving home sober and doing The Hustle. Grow up spiritually with Simon, or take your business elsewhere.

A short introduction to the 12 Steps. Spanish cat-bites, the destruction of The Beatles, LinkedIn and networking for success. Call all of your alcoholic friends and party listening to these fresh beats.

Can alcoholics be happy? The truth about Guy Fawkes and his alcoholism. The Royal Family of Great Britain, the Roman Catholic Church, flip-flops, and Tony Robins. This is iTunes favourite health podcast, fact!

The dark place... a place the alcoholic knows well. Teenage drunken parties, being told off by angry women at parties, fake plays and the limbic system. Probably not the best Alcoholic Ominous podcast, but it's been a bit hectic lately.

This is the difficult God episode. British Values, President Trump, Sweden and Second Life. The episode that could save the world. Alcoholics everywhere will love it.

The hopeless alcoholic - one shot at life. Frogs, nut allergies, Russia and Fred. Laugh and cry along to the 8th best alcoholism podcast on the planet. Much Love.

Simon discusses the insanity of the first drink, The Empire Strikes Back, and through his 'resentment' agenda item we are introduced to Clare (who was clearly an evil bitch). Alcoholism has never sounded this good.

Understanding alcoholism and fear. Hiding from the fear and facing up to fear. Cape Fear, atheists, microwave meals and neighbours who like banging. Episode 10 has something for everyone.

Let’s talk about the break-up. Does it hurt to end the relationship with alcohol and finally stop drinking? Also… The Jitters, the glitter ban, Pringles tubes, Lady Gaga and an informative review of all other ‘alcoholic recovery’ podcasts.