We recap a fun weekend that included a muddy race and a trip to the water park. Laura has a new dumb TV show, some motorcyclists get frisky, the Cheerios jingle hooks our kids, and we wonder if Dumbledore is gay. In the news a baby is born in Chick-fil-A, Almonds cant produce milk, and a creepy sarcophagus gets opened. We also rant about stores being closed on Mondays and vegetables not getting you drunk.