Longtime Instead Of listeners have witnessed several traditional elements of the show wax and wane over the weeks: from the Quizno's chat of the early days, to the grocery store anecdotes of our teen years, to our bread and butter: never following up on anything we say. But now a new tradition has taken the reins, and in this one, it brings Josh to his knees. After that, Mike becomes a robe guy, Tapan shotputs cow dung, and we fly just close enough to the sun.

Pairings: shoes that are also planes; "Rocks;" the second one in the 2-pack