Em, friend, tattooist, and scholarly peer joins the pod to talk about Alien Resurrection, so naturally we relitigate Michael Clayton and Only God Forgives. Em gives their succinct overview of the themes of the Alien franchise then we dive into the important stuff: shirt-sword storage, The Weave's basketball skills, and the most revolting cinematic creature conceived by man. Who do I gotta f*ck to get off this boat? Listen in and find out!

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