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Aliens Land Here

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Aliens Land Here episodes

  • S2E12: There's only one space on the 64 bit raft
    There's only one space on the 64 bit raft
    Richard Kalling, Mark El-Wakil
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    Richard and Mark discuss Brookhaven, Intel’s stackable CPUs, rev.ai and Ubiquiti networking.

    Followup

    • The Brookhaven Experiment

    • SuperHot

    • Nintendo Zapper (buy one)

    • Penny Arcade Expo Racing Game

    • Lone Echo

    • The Matrix Headjack

    • Early Access Games and when they fail

    • Minecraft making 33 million before it was out of beta

    • Space Pirate Trainer

    • Metroid Prime VR

    • Windlands

    • Bionic Commando (and gameplay)

    • Accounting+

    • Stanley Parable

    • Bob Ross and ASMR

    • Radios in Video Games

    Intel CPUs

    • Stackable CPUs (Foveros)

    • Larrabee (doing ray tracing)

    • Pentium 4 vs Athlon

    • x64-64 and cross licensing

    • Itanium architecture and The Register calling it Itanic

    • Cyrix CPUs

    • The Xbox 360 CPU

    • Playstation 5 backwards compatibility? Xbox 2 compatibility?

    • How L1 and L2 CPU cache works

    rev.ai

    • rev.ai python api

    • rev.ai documentation

    • Audacity

    • Why do people hate the sound of their own voices

    • ASMR podcasts

    Ubiquiti Networking Stuff

    • UniFi AP AC Pro (buy)

    • UniFi AP AC HD (buy)

    • MoCA network adapters

    • Ubiquiti EdgeSwitch 16 XG (buy)

    • Ubiquiti UniFi Cloud Key (buy)

    • Ubiquiti EdgeRouters

    • Apple Networking Replacements

    • XKCD - Wifi vs cellular

    Aftershow

    • Just Shapes and Beats

    • RoboCop is an Almost Perfectly Symmetrical Film

    • Castlevania Symphony of the Night

    • Final Fantasy 1 and Garland

    • Celeste

    • Roger Ebert: Video Games Can Never Be Art

    1 hr 22 min
  • S2E11: Infinite Rubber Duckies
    Infinite Rubber Duckies
    Richard Kalling, Mark El-Wakil
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    Mark and Richard talk about more video games, including Doom (2016), Donut County, and various Oculus VR Games.

    Mark plays Doom 2016 on PC

    • Playing Doom on a 386

    • Serious Sam and Gameplay

    • Fortnite Dances

    Richard plays Donut County

    • AnnaPurna Pictures

    • Hawking Radiation

    • Osmos

    • Final Fantasy IV

    • The Omphalos hypothesis and its Bertrand Russel’s Five Minute Hypothesis

    • Inside the Box and their Game of Thrones Review

    Job Simulator on Oculus

    • Will it Blend?

    • Simcity for SNES Disasters

    • Monty Python and the Meaning of Life Restaurant Scene

    • Homer Simpson and the Typing Bird and a bonus clip.

    • Using Mechanical Turk to break captchas.

    • I would play it on a plane, I would play it on a train.

    • Surgeon Simulator VR

    Quill on Oculus

    • Dejarik (Star Wars Space Chess)

    • Stardew Valley Monsters

    Lucky’s Tale on Oculus

    • Super Mario 3d World

    • Super Lucky’s Tale on Xbox One

    Lone Echo on Oculus

    • Other people having motion sickness

    Robot Repair (Valve Lab) on Oculus

    • GlaDOS in Portal

    • GlaDOS in Portal 2

    • GlaDOS in Robot Repair

    • Valve Can’t Count to 3

    Archery (Valve Lab) on Oculus

    • Herzog Zwae on Sega Genesis

    • Vox Machinae

    • Steel Battallion and Gameplay

    Misc:

    • Shame Bell Deluxe

    • About the Drake Equation

    • How to Fix BeatSaber custom mods after update

    48 min
  • S2E10: With Apologies to John Romero
    With Apologies to John Romero
    Richard Kalling, Mark El-Wakil
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    Mark and Richard talk about Sigil, VR, Doom, Donut County and Just Shapes and Beats.

    Sigil

    • Sigil (Yes, we ended up ordering the physical version…)

    • John Romero is So Sorry About Trying to Make you His Bitch

    • Hexen Gameplay

    • Heretic Gameplay

    Stuff About Doom

    • List of Songs Doom Music was “inspired by”

    • Doom Berserk Pack

    • Doom (2016) - (Gameplay)

    VR Stuff

    • Dumpy Going Elephants - (Gameplay)

    • Oculus Dreamdeck Demos - (Demo)

    • SuperHot - (Gameplay)

    • Beat Saber - (Gameplay)

    • Rez Infinite - (Gameplay)

    Other Games

    • Just Shapes and Beats - (Gameplay Spoiler)

    • Donut County - (Gameplay)

    • Geometry Wars 2 - (Gameplay)

    • Tetris Effect - (Gameplay)

    • Lumines Live - (Gameplay)

    • The Unspoken

    • Katamari Damacy Reroll - (Gameplay)

    Misc

    • Very Special Episode from the 80s

    • Patient Gamers

    • Ate my balls

    • The World’s End

    • What is qCrack

    58 min
  • S2E9: Robot Cat
    Robot Cat
    Richard Kalling, Mark El-Wakil
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    Mark and Richard talk about Richard’s new Mac Mini, and setting up new computers.

    Followup

    • Problem with race was that Model 3 was electric after all

    • Apple hiring qualcomm engineers

    • Joel Spolsky - One layer below (Might have actually been mentioned on the Stack Overflow podcast…)

    Product Over Time

    • Anki Vector

    Vector mic diagnostic

    Mac Mini

    • Synology Richard Uses

    • Buy yourself a 40mb hard drive because you hate yourself.

    • The Sad Mac

    • Western Digital 8TB hard drive Richard Uses

    • Backblaze (please sponsor us!)

    • FFmpeg and Marco Arment’s 2018 Mac Mini Review

    • LG UltraFine 5k

    New Installs

    • Synology Cloud Station

    • Dropbox

    • Ubuntu

    • Linode

    • modern.ie Virtual Machine Images

    • Homebrew, Conda, Spack

    • Brew Cask

    Computer Naming

    • Wing Commander 4

    • Name Mark’s Computer? Contact us!

    Aftershow

    • Github vs Gitlab

    • Stardew Valley

    1 hr 2 min
  • S2E8: All Electric Cars Are Free
    All Electric Cars Are Free
    Richard Kalling, Mark El-Wakil
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    Mark and Richard talk about changes to Tesla’s offerings, electric incentives and the iPad Pro.

    Follow Up

    • Reluctance Motors on Model 3.

    • Update on Model 3 getting disqualified

    • Apple seeking to hire Qualcomm Engineers

    • Tesla v9 Software Update - Multiple Apps

    Tesla Changes

    • Removing Colors

    • Red is now $2500, White is now $2000, Blue $1500.

    • Price Increases, Rear Seats Gone, no sunroof and less interior options

    • No options for Roof Rack - Whispbar?

    • If "Real People" Commercials Were Real Life - CHEVY Malibu Parody Ad

    • The actual dumb Chevy ad

    • Autopilot on Navigate

    Macbook Air GPU

    • Performance Specs

    iPad Pro

    • Braun Inspired

    • 120hz vs 60hz

    • Apple Pencil Charging is Good Design (this article does not age well)

    Doing work on an iPad Pro

    • Linode nodes

    • Prompt 2

    • Coda for iOS

    Misc:

    • Xwin32

    • Doom 2016

    • Robot or Not

    Your Time Is Important To Us - Coming soon!

    1 hr 20 min
  • S2E7: So good, but so painful
    So good, but so painful
    Richard Kalling, Mark El-Wakil
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    Mark and Richard talk about the October 2018 Apple event, and a little bit about Coda with VPNs.

    Preshow / Misc

    • Shut up and take my money

    • Apple Logos

    • Venue: Brooklyn Academy of Music

    • People in Australia hearing us complain about waking up early.

    • Less space than a nomad, lame.

    • Whole Apple Event in 9 minutes

    • iOS 12.1 fakeout

    Macbook Air

    • Product Page for Macbook Air

    • Macbook Air Technical Specifications

    • Macbook Technical Specifications

    • Steve Jobs announcing Original Macbook Air

    • Problems with the 2017 Macbook Pro Butterfly Keys

    • Macbook Air Promotional Video

    • Wikipedia page on HEVC

    • Petition to Free Jony Ive from his White Room

    Mac Mini

    • Product Page for Mac Mini

    • Mac Mini Technical Specifications

    • Mac Mini Late 2014 Technical Specifications

    • Mac Mini Late 2012 Technical Specifications

    • Intel UHD 630 Sad Benchmarks

    • Intel NUC and Robocop 2

    • Raspberry Pi 3 (ARM) and Nvidia Jetson

    Apple Retail

    • Today at Apple

    • 60 New Sessions at Apple Stores

    • Smart Cars are the only thing that will fit in Apple Retail space.

    • 24-hour Apple Store

    iPad Pro

    • Product Page for iPad Pro

    • iPad Pro Technical Specifications

    • New Apple Pencil and the Logitech Crayon

    • NBA 2k on iPad Pro

    • Photoshop on iPad.

    • 2017 Apple Pencil charging is good design (no it isn’t)

    • Jesse Pinkman loves Magnets

    Aftershow

    • Coda and Transmit

    • Coda for iOS

    • Proxifier

    • FoxyProxy

    • iPhones and iPads need multi-user support now

    96 Quadrillion subscribers outside of the Sol system, 0.5 inside (rounding error)

    1 hr 5 min
  • S2E6: You had a friend once, but you burned it in a fire
    S2E6: You had a friend once, but you burned it in a fire
    Richard Kalling, Mark El-Wakil
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    Mark and Richard talk about Audio Hijack, Anki Vector, Tesla (again) and Oculus Quest (again)

    Followup:

    • Oculus Quest indoor only

    Tesla Software version 9 update:

    • If you want to buy a Tesla, click here.

    • Improved situational awareness

    • New neural net

    • Dash Cam

    Audio Hijack:

    • Our graphs

    Richard’s graph

    Mark’s graph

    • Difficulty connecting boxes

    • Loopback

    • Farrago (Sound board)

    • srt files

    • Trouble building sample code for Google Compute Cloud speech to text

    • Temi automated transcription

    • Audacity and its UI quirks

    • Python script for converting .srt to audacity labels

    Product Over Time : Anki Vector

    • Anki Drive

      • Apple keynote with Anki

    • Cosmo

    • Vector waking Richard up

    • Companion Cube

    • Vector commercial

    Aftershow:

    • Hopes for a new mac mini

    • Emulation of old NES games.

    • Balloon Fight!

    95 Quadrillion subscribers outside of the Sol system, 0 inside.

    49 min
  • S2E5: Angry Jellybean
    S2E5: Angry Jellybean
    Richard Kalling, Mark El-Wakil

    Mark and Richard talk about the Teslas that they have owned and driven.

    If you want to buy a Tesla, click here.

    Richard and Mark’s P90Ds:

    • Reasons for our purchases

    • Old vs new nose design

    • Interior vs Mercedes E or S class

    • Dimensions vs BMW 5 & 7 series

    • Utility as people haulers

    • Purchase experience vs Dealerships

    • Guilt-free acceleration

    • Creep (or no creep!)

    • tred.com

    • Bouncy castle

    • Driver profiles

    • Screaming children

    • Software updates

    Tesla version 9 software:

    • New in version 9

    • New Dash Cam feature

    • Speed improvements

    • FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET ME CUSTOMIZE MY DISPLAY AGAIN!!!

    • FOR THE LOVE OF GOD REMEMBER THAT I HAD THE CAMERA UP!!!

    • Other people are also angry

    • New hardware features on an update (Rear heated seats unlocked)

    Model 3:

    • turo

    • Needs a HUD

    • Unique AC

    • Handling is great

    • Reluctance motor (said inductance in podcast, should have said Reluctance. Oops.)

    • Phone entry

    • Keycard

    • Model 3 owner pulled over

    • Woe for lack of good seatbelt extenders

    • 3 seatbelt tips vs S seatbelt tips.

    Model X:

    • Model X-Mas

    • Motor trend, Alpha races against Alpha… towed by model X.

    90 Quadrillion subscribers outside of the Sol system, 0 inside.

    1 hr 17 min
  • S2E4: The Full Carmack Experience
    S2E4: The Full Carmack Experience
    Richard Kalling, Mark El-Wakil
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    Mark and Richard talk about Oculus Connect and the past, present and future of VR.

    Oculus Go:

    Oculus Quest:

    • 6DOF

    • Pricing

    • Inside out tracking

    • Lady spinning video

    • Whoa

    • Vader Immortal

    • Starwars: Jedi Challenges

    • Snapdragon 835

      • Mobile Benchmarks

    • Chromatic aberration

    • SIFT

    • Oculus Rift

    • HTC Vive

    • Arena scale VR

    VR Office/In the workplace:

    • Virtual Humans

    • Stack Overflow remote first

    • 3D Modeling

      • Quill

      • Medium

      • Tilt Brush

    • Home remodeling/design

      • Ikea VR

      • Matterport

    • Use for education

      • Traditional Molecule construction

    Digression into Games:

    • Superhot VR

    • Rez

    • PSVR

    • Five Nights at Freddys

    • Resident Evil

    • Brookhaven

    Abrash Predictions

    • Foviated Rendering

    • Eye Tracking

      • Rage

      • Saccades

      • GANs

      • Autopilot Machine Learning

    • Lenses

      • Pancake Lenses

      • Waveguides

    • Variable Focus

      • Light Field

      • Magic Leap

        • Palmer Lucky Review

          • Glowing Wires!

        • Hololens

    • 3D Sound

      • HRTF

      • ASMR With HRTF

    • Hand Tracking/Haptics

      • Gloves

      • Leap Motion

      • Beatsaber

      • Holopoint

    • Comfort

      • Starwars : Secrets of the Empire

    Distance to Andromeda Galaxy : 2.537 million light years

    1 hr 27 min
  • S2E3: Space Pipe
    S2E3: Space Pipe
    Richard Kalling, Mark El-Wakil
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    Mark and Richard talk about our orders, Nintendo Switch Online and the NVIDIA 2080. Bitcoin thrown in for good measure.

    Intro:

    • Firefly

    • Serenity

    Our Orders:

    • Mark’s phone

    • Richard’s phone

    • Wallet phone case

    • Mark’s watch

    • Richard’s watch

    • Heart rate sensor changes

    iOS 12:

    • Screen time

    • Sonicare bluetooth toothbrush

    • Linus letter to community

    • Coda

    • subversion

    • git

    • Password integration

      • 1password

      • keepass

      • lastpass

      • Apple keychain

    Nintendo Switch Online:

    • NES Classic games

    • Virtual Console

    • XBox Live Arcade

    • Family Plan

    • Microsoft Game Pass

    • Breakthru

    NVIDIA 2080 RTX:

    • Ray Tracing

    • Starwars demo

    • Atomic Heart demo

    • Doom 3

      • Source code

    • Machine Learning

    • Scientific Computing

      • CUDA

      • Rackmount systems

      • NVIDIA’s license agreement

    • Bitcoin/Cryptocurrency

      • ASIC

      • Ethereum

    • Mac OpenGL Support

    • Windows 8/10

    • Docker

    Post Show:

    • Treadnauts

    1 hr

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A podcast about tech, cars, software development, and nostalgia. (But oddly, not aliens)