Aliens n' Anal

Rant fest ahead: lesbian porn vs lesbian sex

Talking upcoming spooky vacation and sex and food and food and sex….all the things.

Cleo’s Pacific North West adventures and Bigfoot, also magical woods…lovely dark and deep.

Food ASMR. Join us as we chill and chat and talk about all the Cryptid stuff. Crunch, cronch, listen to us talk about the Squonk.

What is your favorite Cryptid?

Come away with us to place of fantasy, tentacular pleasures await-come and love the grind!

Join us as we dip our toes into the exciting world of orgies.

After a long hiatus, where we went on many adventures and came across many strange things, we are back!!! And we are here to discuss the mysterious stairs in the woods. So join us, grab a snack, sit and stay a bit.

Join us on a highly educated conversation about cryptids, monsters, and beasties of all sorts and find out what makes their beds go bump in the night.Plus MadLibs!!

We discuss holes of all kinds and really dig into the lore. As always, ASMR. This week featuring 80’s movie trauma, we talk uncanny valley and McDonald’s old mascot, Mac Tonight……….

Join us as we taste test 15 lubes; which got our Aliens n’ Anal Seal of Approval, which were cast into a black hole…….