Our Celebrity Sneeze of the Week is Alison Brie (Mad Men, Community, Glee). Alison, according to the internet, hung from a tree naked in college to cheer up a roommate. I miss college. 

We explore which animal would be most annoying if they could talk. The answer is dogs! They'd never stop asking you to do things!

Why balloons should be banned. It has to do with fear and cardiac issues. And our color of the episode is chocolate. It actually doesn't look like any chocolate I've ever eaten, but that's what this puky color of brown is officially called.

This is a special short, subdued bonus edition of Sneeze, recorded on Valentines Day.