Sneeze! with James Whittingham

The dynamic between the speaker and Georgia James is hostile and antagonistic, with the speaker accusing Georgia James of being an imposter who is trying to steal their identity and ruin their life.

• The speaker repeatedly uses derogatory terms to refer to Georgia James, such as "sucker", "punk ass kid", "imposter", and "baby".
• The speaker claims that Georgia James is "playing games" and trying to "screw" and "ruin" them.
• The speaker asserts their own authenticity, repeatedly stating "I'm the real James Whittingham".
• They also threaten Georgia James, telling them to "get out", "stay away", "disappear", and "suck my ass".

The speaker's tone is angry and aggressive, suggesting they feel deeply threatened and betrayed by Georgia James's actions. The lyrics imply a competitive relationship, potentially over social media presence or public image. The speaker sees Georgia James as a "fast runner" who is "coming for me", indicating a struggle for dominance or recognition.

Written and performed by James Whittingham and Google Notebook.

Song lyrics by James Whittingham, music and vocals by Suno.

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James shares an unexpected discovery—there’s another James Whittingham out there, and this one’s a high school baseball player from Georgia! Join James and Pepe as they dive into a comedic exploration of identity confusion, rivalry with a teenage third baseman, and how to reclaim the spotlight. They chat about everything from online algorithms to the Civil War history of Marietta, Georgia, while plotting a campaign to boost James’ rightful place as the internet's top Whittingham. Tune in for laughs, rants, and a plan to outshine a speedy kid from the South!

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Written and performed by James Whittingham.

Song lyrics by James Whittingham, music and vocals by Suno.

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My other podcast: The Clean Energy Show

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Theme Music: by Shane Ivers – https://silvermansound.com

Join us for a wild and hilarious ride with James Whittingham and his sidekick Pepe in this episode of Sneeze! Dive into absurd scenarios like James’ transformation into a superhero with the less-than-glamorous name "Pink Eye," and how he saves not one but three lives over the course of two chaotic days.

• Dream Analysis Gone Wrong: Pepe kicks off with bizarre dream discussions, only for James to hilariously spiral into metaphors that hit a little too close to home.
• Pink Eye Heroics: James recounts his real-life adventures saving teenagers in the nick of time, all while battling an unfortunate case of pink eye.
• Becoming Pink Eye: A deep dive into James' hypothetical superhero persona, Pink Eye, and his sidekick "Crustacean," who fight crime in the laziest, darkest way possible.
• Superpowers of Observation: James explores the perks of mind-reading and torturing villains with creative, borderline cruel methods (including a stint in the fast food ball pit).
• Hilarious Life Insights: Whether it’s superhero daydreaming, bizarre fast food punishment, or existential musings about being a chair or a balloon, this episode packs in some laugh-out-loud moments and deep truths.

Tune in for a rollercoaster of jokes, oddball crime-fighting scenarios, and all the quirky humor James and Pepe bring to the table!

Listen now for comedy, chaos, and superheroes with a side of pink eye!

Written and performed by James Whittingham.

Song lyrics by James Whittingham, music and vocals by Suno.

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My other podcast: The Clean Energy Show

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Theme Music: by Shane Ivers – https://silvermansound.com

In this wildly unpredictable episode, James and Pepe tackle everything from creative roadblocks to the bizarre world of cube-shaped poop. James reflects on the emotional walls he's built up over time, and Pepe—armed with his quirky wisdom—offers up unconventional solutions. From ice-pick metaphors to wombat-inspired architecture, the conversation takes a delightfully strange turn.

Listen as they explore how wombats stack cubes of poop to mark their territory, sparking a tangent on using cubic poop as eco-friendly building materials. What if people pooped cubes too? Could it solve the world’s ecological crisis? And could we breed dogs to do the same? Yes, it's just that kind of episode.

The randomness continues with discussions about the world’s largest penis, a woman freezing her eggs due to lack of good men, and a man mauled by a gang of otters. Plus, Pepe throws in weird facts about immortal jellyfish and eerie singing glaciers, giving James some serious food for thought... and possible existential dread.

Highlights:

• Cube-shaped Poop Cities: Could wombat poop revolutionize architecture?
• The Wall Around Creativity: Is James too intense for his audience, or just keeping his wild side in check?
• Invisible Turtles and Word Salad: What happens when random absurdity is introduced into the podcast?
• Immortal Jellyfish: Could humanity benefit from a jellyfish-style reset button?
• Otter Attacks: What happens when the cutest creatures on Earth turn into bloodthirsty gangs?

Random Facts from Pepe:

• Wombats poop in cubes!
• There's a jellyfish that’s basically immortal!
• Otters may seem cute, but they can gang up like a bunch of thugs!

Listener's Challenge: Would you prefer to poop in cubes or have the ability to reset your body like a jellyfish? Let us know in the comments or drop us a message on social!

Call to Action: If you liked this episode (and let's be honest, you're still here, so you probably did), subscribe on your favorite podcast platform and leave us a review. Oh, and don’t forget to smash that like button or the otters might come for you!

Written and performed by James Whittingham.

Song lyrics by James Whittingham, music and vocals by Suno.

Help me pay podcast expenses by donating today by PayPal or E-Transfer:https://www.paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=VMDCRPHLNR8YE E-transfer [email protected] Montly donations appreciated!

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Even more James links: https://linktr.ee/whittingham

My other podcast: The Clean Energy Show

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Theme Music: by Shane Ivers – https://silvermansound.com

James shares his chaotic Alberta wedding experience, where the power outage turned a perfectly planned event into a spontaneous night of stargazing. He delves into Alberta's weirdness, from bizarre cars with towering tailpipes to highways filled with cowboys and cowgirls herding cows. But it doesn't stop there — James and Pepe take a dive into some unusual testicle-related news, including a scorpion sting in Las Vegas and Nick Cannon insuring his testicles for $10 million.

Key Topics Covered:

1. The Alberta Wedding Power Outage: James recounts how a power outage during his niece’s wedding made things more fun (at least for him).
2. Weird Cars in Alberta: From giant tailpipes to roadside cowboys, James paints a picture of the strange sights in Alberta.
3. Testicle Scorpion Stings: Pepe shares the story of a man who was stung by a scorpion in a Las Vegas hotel... in the worst place imaginable.
4. Nick Cannon's $10 Million Testicles: A discussion about why Nick Cannon's assets are insured for so much.
5. Lab-Grown Organs: James and Pepe dive into the weird science of lab-grown testicles and other organs, imagining a future where people can have extra brains, arms, or even genitals.
6. Fun Fact – Taste Buds in Testicles: A weird fact surfaces about taste buds existing in testicles, sparking a hilarious discussion on what that could mean for eating ice cream... or other things.

Memorable Quotes:

• “If you’re gonna get stung in the testicles, I think you should bear children and see if they have superpowers.”
• "I've got three testicles. You wanna see them? That's quite the introduction."
• "What could I do with a third arm? Think about how many push-ups I could do."

Random Tangents:

• The practicality of having extra organs like brains or hearts.
• Why male nipples exist (spoiler: nobody knows).
• Testicle-related superpowers and whether steel underwear is the future.

Fan Interaction:

• James asks listeners to rate and review the podcast on their favorite platform, and reminds them to send any weird or mean comments to [email protected].

Closing Notes: James ends with his usual bizarre sign-off and a mention of Sparky the Cow Dog — a mysterious character who may or may not exist.

After hearing his cloned voice, he noticed that all the pain and trama was stripped away. This made James wonder what life would have been like without the baggage of every bad thing that has ever happened to him. Co-hosted by Pepe. And exploration of genertative A.I. in creativity. 

Written and performed by James Whittingham.

Song lyrics by James Whittingham, music and vocals by Suno.

Help me pay podcast expenses by donating today by PayPal or E-Transfer:https://www.paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=VMDCRPHLNR8YE E-transfer [email protected] Montly donations appreciated!

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Even more James links: https://linktr.ee/whittingham

My other podcast: The Clean Energy Show

Contact James [email protected]

Theme Music: by Shane Ivers – https://silvermansound.com

After hearing his cloned voice, he noticed that all the pain and trama was stripped away. This made James wonder what life would have been like without the baggage of every bad thing that has ever happened to him. Co-hosted by Pepe.

Written and performed by James Whittingham.

Song lyrics by James Whittingham, music and vocals by Suno.

Help me pay podcast expenses by donating today by PayPal or E-Transfer:https://www.paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=VMDCRPHLNR8YE E-transfer [email protected] Montly donates appreciated. Thanks.

Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes!

My links

Send me an online voicemail now! https://www.speakpipe.com/sneeze

James on Twitter

This podcast on Twitter

James on TikTok My YouTube comedy channel

Even more James links: https://linktr.ee/whittingham

My other podcast: The Clean Energy Show

Contact James [email protected]

Theme Music: by Shane Ivers – https://silvermansound.com

This here is for Spotify.

In this hilariously offbeat episode of *Sneeze with James Whittingham*, James and his trusty sidekick Pepe dive into the bizarre and unexpected events that make life interesting. From explosive neighborhood dramas to outlandish beauty trends, this episode is packed with the kind of weird and wonderful stories that only James could find.

**Episode Highlights:**

1. **Explosive Neighborhood Mystery**      James shares a wild tale about a car explosion that shook his neighborhood, sparking theories of action movies, TikTok stunts, and potential future crime documentaries.

2. **Trash Talk: The Rise of Garbage Bin News**      James and Pepper discuss the unexpected rise of a garbage bin company’s social media feed as the top news source in Regina. They delve into the darker side of human nature and the ethical void in modern journalism.

3. **Lost and Found: The Cupcake Saga**      A whimsical story of a man who gets lost on his way to buy cupcakes, only to end up living in a garden shed, befriending woodland creatures, and adapting to a new, nature-filled lifestyle.

4. **The Bizarre World of Beauty: Poop Face Masks**      In the fecal-themed segment, James uncovers the shocking trend of a Brazilian model who uses her own poop as a face mask. The duo discusses the risks, the absurdity, and the lengths people go to for internet fame.

5. **Horoscopes and Other Oddities**      James reads his horoscope and humorously laments its inaccuracy, sharing his "downbeat" day with listeners. The conversation takes a turn as the sneeze wheel lands on urine, leading to a discussion about scientists extracting phosphorus from human urine.

**Noteworthy Quotes:**

- *"I could be walking down the street dead one day. Let's hope that doesn't happen, okay?"* - *"She's literally putting poop on her face because, because views."* - *"If someone has hurt or angry, be encouraging. Well, that's good advice, but also not my vibe today."*

**Tune in to Sneeze with James Whittingham for more absurdity, unexpected turns, and a whole lot of laughter.**  

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Written and performed by James Whittingham.

Song lyrics by James Whittingham, music and vocals by Suno.

Help me pay podcast expenses by donating today by PayPal or E-Transfer:https://www.paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=VMDCRPHLNR8YE E-transfer [email protected] Montly donates appreciated. Thanks.

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My other podcast: The Clean Energy Show

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Theme Music: by Shane Ivers – https://silvermansound.com

In this hilariously chaotic episode of Sneeze, James Whittingham tackles everything from questionable weight loss drugs to the Olympics, and the bizarre nature of human anatomy. With his signature irreverence, James dives into:

• Ozempic Madness: A wild discussion on Ozempic, complete with outrageous side effects like growing a second penis. This segment is not for the faint-hearted but will leave you in stitches.
• Olympic Observations: James shares his humorous take on the Olympics, focusing on the abundance of "gobs of ass" in beach volleyball and the peculiar nature of curling.
• Pizza Opinions: A quick spin on the "sneeze wheel" leads to a heated debate on pineapple and anchovies on pizza. Spoiler: James is not a fan of fish on dough!
• Water Skiing Woes: James and Pepe ponder the insanity of water skiing and why it’s basically a high-speed way to drown.
• Cats vs. Humans: A segment dedicated to why cats are secretly plotting to eat you. Ever wondered if your cat sees you as a ribeye? Now you know.
• Real Moments in James's Life: The only time James got a speeding ticket – find out how he handled it like a champ (or not).
• Communism and Old Tech: A nostalgic look back at rotary phones and a brief (but funny) take on Communism.
• Urine Color Discovery: Scientists finally figure out why urine is yellow, and James shares his own personal pee stories.

Guest: Pepe (co-host)

Key Quotes:

• "Give me that weight, lost juice!"
• "Two dicks, two bananas right on the vine. They're both mine."
• "Cats are waiting, they're just waiting...when they look you in the eye, they see you as ribeye."

Music:

• Outro Music: Funky instrumental beats to wind down the madness.

Follow Us:

• Twitter: @SneezePodcast
• Instagram: @SneezeWithJames
• Website: sneezepodcast.com

Subscribe:

• Available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and all major podcast platforms.

Disclaimer: This episode contains adult humor and language. Listener discretion is advised.

Be sure to tune in next week for more laughs, questionable opinions, and the unpredictable spin of the "sneeze wheel"!

Written and performed by James Whittingham.

Song lyrics by James Whittingham, music and vocals by Suno.

Help me pay podcast expenses by donating today by PayPal or E-Transfer:https://www.paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=VMDCRPHLNR8YE E-transfer [email protected] Montly donates appreciated. Thanks.

Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes!

My links

Send me an online voicemail now! https://www.speakpipe.com/sneeze

James on Twitter

This podcast on Twitter

James on TikTok My YouTube comedy channel

Even more James links: https://linktr.ee/whittingham

My other podcast: The Clean Energy Show

Contact James [email protected]

Theme Music: by Shane Ivers – https://silvermansound.com