Scoobs and Elliott are back and talking trends. Like poisoning exes with killer mushrooms, the rise of "pop punk," and their mutual distaste for toxic cancer positivity. 

Scoobs and Elliott find themselves overwhelmed by the impossible decision of what to order for dinner, whether they should buy Sydney Sweeney’s bathwater-infused soap, and how cancer can be overwhelming until it isn’t.

Scoobs and Elliott rise above feeling like hot garbage and rate their favorite types of nurses, invent piss jug yoga, and discuss whether they would tell their younger selves about cancer nuking their lives.

Scoobs and Elliott joke about being able to survive in Alcatraz, give it up for their MVP moms, and talk about what Mother's Day means when trying to have kids after cancer gets complicated.

Scoobs and Elliott ponder whether or not they're in a Final Destination situation, debate what manifesting means when life doesn't deliver the goods, and investigate whether Scott Stapp is really in danger six feet from that ledge.

Scoobs and Elliott discuss their half-hearted attempts at wellness, eat bad foods that are supposed to be good for them, and demand justice for dire wolves.

Scoobs and Elliott discuss work’s chokehold over all of us and trade stories about their A+ efforts to clock in while sick.

Scoobs and Elliott discuss their fated meeting and recount their respective journeys into unwellness.