Hott Minute

All Around the Zodiac Wheel with Madame Rose


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Ashley and Jamie consult with their Astrologer Madame Rose to traverse the Zodiac Wheel in search of the best hotties. During their consultation they cover everything from the sexiest Aquarius (Burt Reynolds) to the trashiest Gemini (too many to list) to the dreamiest Capricorn (Jim Carrey, MTV VMA’s 1999).

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In summation:

Aquarius: Put a Pinkie in a boo-Boo
Pisces: Lovely, Dreamy Spineless
Aries: There’s Power in Here

Taurus: Stubborn & Lazy

Gemini: Trash
Cancer: Barbara Bush Daddy Issues

Leo: Please Validate Me, Most Fuckable Sign

Virgo: Get. Shit. Done.
Libra: The Catty Man of the Zodiac (Trash But Good God You’re Pretty)

Scorpio: Eat a Pizza Off Me, John Candy

Sagitarrius: I’m purple, I love Pizza and Art
Capricorn: The Old Man

Artwork by Elizabeth Williams
BG Music by Upright T-Rex Music

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