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Ashley and Jamie celebrate Hanukkah 2020! They’re joined by some extra special guests in their deep dive into a curated Bag of Hotties. Any Patinkin you thinkin’ of may show up. Use the gallery below while listening along for maximum enjoyment.
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Our quarantine setup continues with Jamie polling the masses for their horny responses to various prompts and getting Ashley’s raw reactions to the results. This episode we look at Daytime Talk Show Hosts; Oprah, Donahue, Sally Jessy Raphael, Ricki Lake and their ilk are covered in great detail. Oh, and Maury, always Maury.
This episode of Hott Minute is culled from a previous Twitch Livestream. As such, it is more visually oriented than usual and highly recommended that you follow along with the gallery below.
Artwork by Elizabeth Williams
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Before we begin: Fuck, Marry, Kill: Count Chocula, Frankenberry, Boo Berry
Ashley and Jamie turn their eyes to the Capitalist Hellscape we live in by measuring up the hotties in Advertising Icons. Do you think Tony the Tiger would be great in the sack? Can Tommy LaSorda show you his frozen delights? Would you let the Sun Maid Raisin girl keep the bonnet on? These questions, and so many more, are answered in great detail like only Hott Minute could do.
This episode of Hott Minute is culled from a previous Twitch Livestream. As such, it is more visually oriented than usual and highly recommended that you follow along with the gallery below.
Artwork by Elizabeth Williams
BG Music by Upright T-Rex Music
Ashley and Jamie come together online to discuss their time in quarantine and review some perfectly absurd Instagram Polls voted on by the community. Would you ride in the way back of a church van with Jude Law? Would you let Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes burn down your house? Would you let Charlize Theron do your eyebrows? These burning questions, and more, are emphatically settled.
This episode of Hott Minute is culled from a previous Twitch Livestream. As such, it is more visually oriented than usual and highly recommended that you follow along with the gallery below.
Artwork by Elizabeth Williams
BG Music by Upright T-Rex Music
Back in March, Hott Minute recorded a deep dive into the various Bags of Hotties at their disposal (Regular Bag, Sitcom Bag, Halloween Bag and more). The impact of the coronavirus had not been fully revealed. This is that episode.
Looming pandemic aside, Jamie and Ashley hit their stride discussing their adoration for Charlize Theron, Rhea Perlman, Nelson Mandella and Brett Michael’s Rock of Love. The varietal nature of the Bag of Hotties keeps them on their toes with insights on Kelsey Grammar, Edward Cullen, Hellraiser and the potential wetness of E.T.
For full show notes and gallery, visit their official site.
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Introducing the First Annual Tall Brawl Bracket: 2020 Big Boy Melee! In the grand tradition of absurd Hott Minute undertakings, Ashley and Jamie have hand selected sixty-four hotties all over 6’3″ tall to go head-to-head in an all out brawl. Divided into the sensible divisions of Stringbeans, Beefcakes, Lumberjacks and “Other”, these literal giants will be voted upon to see who emerges as the winner. This episode, you will be introduced to every single player and then asked to make your selections for the impending combat over at HottMinute.com or via @hottminute on Instagram.
To view the full episode gallery visit the Hott Minute site or just start voting!
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Spoiler Alert! This episode, Ashley and Jamie take a deep dive into Succession, the HBO series that follows a family of power-hungry assholes as they attempt to usurp one another in their quest for their father’s affection, wealth and power. If you’ve not seen the show, you’ll be intimately familiar with characters and plot lines after listening, so consider yourself warned!
The Bag of Hotties yields a variety of responses regarding Ellen Degeneres, David Byrne, Cynthia Nixon and Josh Hartnett.
To view the full episode gallery visit the Hott Minute site.
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“In the year 2020, two brave heroes face a strange new world teeming with undiscovered hotties! These are the new adventures of Jamie and Ashley, this is Hott Minute, Season Three!”
After nine months away, our illustrious hosts – Ashley Spurgeon and Jamie Bradley – spend some time catching up on hotties they missed during the hiatus. It’s been a long time since they crushed together but they don’t miss a beat covering the likes of Young Harvey Fierstein, Daniel Craig, BD Wong, Scoot McNairy, the Russian Period Drama Life of a Mistress and the always reliable Rami Malek.
The Bag of Hotties has been continuously taking entries and this episodes draw yields thoughts on Jackie Chan, Spinderella, 2018 Johnny Depp, Donald Glover, tall man Winn Butler and the stunningly perfect Cate Blanchett.
To view the full episode gallery visit the Hott Minute site.
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Just when you thought Season 2 was over, Ashley and Jamie return for a very special episode filled with absolute trash. No attraction shaming here (like who you like) but these hotties give even our hosts pause. From Ghost Man Julian Assange to the King Tut Pubic Mound of Facial Hair on Dave Navarro to the Turgid Penis Neck of Beto O’Rourke, they really cover it all.*
* See also: Pete Davidson BDE, Paul Giamatti’s Bodice Rippers and Everyone Who Never Left Your Hometown.
To view the full episode notes, visit the Hott Minute site.
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Ashley and Jamie consult with their Astrologer Madame Rose to traverse the Zodiac Wheel in search of the best hotties. During their consultation they cover everything from the sexiest Aquarius (Burt Reynolds) to the trashiest Gemini (too many to list) to the dreamiest Capricorn (Jim Carrey, MTV VMA’s 1999).
To view the full episode notes, visit the Hott Minute site.
In summation:
Taurus: Stubborn & Lazy
Leo: Please Validate Me, Most Fuckable Sign
Scorpio: Eat a Pizza Off Me, John Candy
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