What’s the story with Connor’s newfound obsession with beavers? Naturally, a few cheeky innuendos are thrown in, so much so that a music break is called for! It’s World Book Day and the team celebrates by writing their own short stories. Amy delivers a heartwarming tale about puppies, although listeners suspect ChatGPT might have had a paw in it! Plus, Grammy-winning Irish songwriter Cian Ducrot shares a hilarious story about a fan in Cork! It’s pure madness in the morning!

In this week’s episode, Connor, Andrew and Amy explore the hilarious tech struggles of the older generation and agree that the Mash Direct Facebook page is not the platform to air ten years of family drama! Comedian Aaron Butler defends his status as an international "nomad" for the sport of Pedell (not Padel!), and ‘Mammy Banter’ descends on the studio with TikTok’s Serena Terry opening up about her "therapy" tour. Finally, do we really need to know about Andrew’s toenails or Connor injecting sperm first thing in the morning?

It’s a barking mad episode! Would 16% of listeners actually donate a kidney to their pets? Amy would, but would Andrew have the balls to donate a testicle? There are Olympic laughs as the team plays "Wrong Answers Only", admitting to things they've never done once! Smug Andrew arrives with an accidental bargain for himself. Looks like he’s smarter than his watch! Connor faces a controversial dilemma over a family trip, but will Andrew and Amy think he’s a decent spud or not?

Get ready for a chaotic episode, as the Breakfast Team dive into weird habits and "lemonade-induced" decisions. That’s not normal! Listeners reveal the everyday things they refuse to do, including Yazz boycotting umbrellas! Andrew returns from his honeymoon claiming that holidays are "overrated", preferring a laptop to lazy days in the sun. To top it all, Connor and Amy call him out for a "flip-flop of epic Range Rover proportions” but they’re not buying his turncoat excuses!

It’s Blue Monday and, to cheer himself up, Andrew recounts his unbelievably good fun trip to the "motherland", where his signature brand of sarcasm was mistaken for genuine rudeness. What’s cooking for Amy’s mum’s birthday? Connor’s not convinced by her rogue request! This week’s ‘percentage thingy thing’ is an alien topic; and Connor is accused of being a "diva" over his fear of missing the finale of The Traitors. Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Surprise, surprise, the team gets embroiled in the Beckham drama!

Speak up man! Andrew enjoys the greatest ever call on Child’s Play! The team uses TikTok "science" to predict their 2026 fortunes based on the number one songs from their 10th birthdays. Seems Amy will be begging for mercy and Connor is facing a future of "overstimulation". The conversation gets "cheeky" with men flopping around in the gym and Andrew receives a surprise video message from a Man U legend, with even a shout out to his cat! Finally, when it comes to email communication, always check before you send!

The Breakfast team navigates the murky waters of friendship, finance, and blatant workplace deceit, with ‘Amy's Answers’ tackling a classic close friend quandary. The competitive spirit continues with their own version of "The Traitors", with Amy making a ‘genius’ revelation! The absolute cheek of him - Andrew's reputation for questionable ethics worsens with his New Year Resolution but Connor’s not standing for it! There’s a debate over Crocs and cinema etiquette, and just how many ‘R’s are actually in the word ‘strawberry’?

Connor loves a fad, but has he been ripped off by his new healthy obsession? Amy and Andrew admit they’ve also been conned, with flying objects that have fell flat! Connor is still reeling from the "trauma" of being laughed at by a "concierge", leaving him with egg on his face! Live from a packed Eurospar in Derry/Londonderry, the team awards a massive £2,500 to a winner who only popped in to post some Christmas cards. With Andrew being accused of being a chancer, Amy exposes her boyfriend Jay’s "scumbag" move. Plus, Cushla is over stimulated by the "madness" of Mad Friday!

Amy is given a well deserved break this week, as Connor takes control of "Amy's Answers" with a rather silly dilemma – do you choose your new wife or old wife? Andrew’s outing with Connor to the gym leaves him exhausted before he’s even started. And, as he likes to throw his weight around, there’s a rant over Range Rover drivers in the mix too! But will he apologise to the listeners? It all wraps up with ridiculous issues against the general public and pregnant hamsters in a coffee shop!

Andrew’s on fire, with tales of his recent work experience with the fire and rescue team at Belfast City Airport, but did he get to fulfil his dream of sliding down the pole? Amy’s Answers asks whether it’s ok for Sarah to pick up more than just weights at the gym? That’s a bit thick - using the wrong product for the wrong thing leaves Amy in a sticky situation, with our listeners admitting to a few hilarious mix-ups themselves!