All Flex, No Dex

With the holidays, it has been difficult to get everyone together to record. So starting April 13th, we will be presenting our Rifts Mini-Arcs! The first 3 eppy mini-arc will start on April 13th. Eppy 2 will air on the 27th, and eppy 3 will air on May 11th. After that, we will return on May 25th to the main campaign arc in the Valley of the Sunrise!

Episode Warning: The word “moist” is stated. A lot. Also, this is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references.

Damon is played by Kiowa Walworth.

Dinsbeet is played by Nicole.

Zenzazary is played by Jasper (formerly known as Hanna).

Dandy Lion is played by Zakry Spengler.

The DM is Tony Spengler.

Duck of Many Things: Username on dndbeyond is SuspiciousNarwhal and on Imgur is OhNoItsTheDramaLlama and found on Reddit from u/TheSuspiciousNarwal

Tea Dragon- On Patreon: NeverendingCodex

Plot Armor:  Unsure who the original content creator is. (Please let us know if you know who originally made it!)

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Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references.

Hello! Welcome to our wonderfully chaotic mess of a one-shot! We take a break from Epea today and join four gobbys who must steal a pretty looking gift for their own benefit! 

The name of this fun one-shot is called "We Licktoad Goblins", a goblin CC Adventure by Aghostofeli ( https://maydayroleplay.com/ )!

Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references.

The battle with the gobs continues! Will Dandy survive? Will the goblets revert back to normal civilized behavior? Will Zen find love? Probably not for all of the above, but listen to find out for sure! 

Damon is played by Kiowa Walworth.

Dinsbeet is played by Nicole.

Zenzazary is played by Jasper (formerly known as Hanna).

Dandy Lion is played by Zakry Spengler.

The DM is Tony Spengler.

Guest Star: Azuloth! On Twitter @gm_azuloth Twitch: https://twitch.tv/azuloth Youtube: https://tinyurl.com/2dnvs8n4

On Reddit: u/TheAdonalsium= 

-Cursed Ring of Seeking 

-Cursed Ring of Wishes 

-Ring of Bureaucratic Wizardry 

Pack of Magic Crayons- Squidmansquid on Dndbeyond 

Box of Tooth Fairies and Bead of Expansion- On Patreon: Lorelock

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Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references.

Another pet joins the fodder ranks for the DM to fireball, a mysterious half-drow is met and leads the party to the Underlake, and high-class goblins are met. Things happen, promises are made, and things explode!

Damon is played by Kiowa Walworth.

Dinsbeet is played by Nicole.

Zenzazary is played by Jasper (formerly known as Hanna).

Dandy Lion is played by Zakry Spengler.

The DM is Tony Spengler.

Guest Star: Azuloth! 

Follow Azuloth on Twitter @gm_azuloth     Twitch: https://twitch.tv/azuloth     Youtube: https://tinyurl.com/2dnvs8n4

Gelatinous Ice Cube- On Patreon: LootTavern

Tea Dragon- On Patreon: NeverendingCodex

Goblet- On Reddit: u/pedantic_pineapple

Swarm of Goblets- homebrew made by TonyTheScavver on Dndbeyond.

Armored Goblin- homebrew made by Imre on Dndbeyond.

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Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references.

The party encounters a wild Damon! They then continue deeper into the Underdark, find more things in the Bag of Safe Places, and meet an unusual person with a fabulous sense of style. Will they ever find this underground lake? One can only hope!

Dinsbeet is played by Nicole.

Zenzazary is played by Jasper (formerly known as Hanna).

Dandy Lion is played by Zakry Spengler.

The DM is Tony Spengler.

Shout-outs for NPCs names given this episode by @AudioDramaDebut on Twitter for Blitzwing and our #1 patron Raven Walworth for Tall Hat!

Duck of Many Things: Username on dndbeyond is SuspiciousNarwhal and on Imgur is OhNoItsTheDramaLlama and found on Reddit from u/TheSuspiciousNarwal

Tea Dragon- On Patreon: NeverendingCodex

Bag of Safe Places: Original content creator is unknown. (Please let us know if you know who originally made it!)

Grenade of Many Things: BJ hypes– https://bjhypes.com/grenade-of-many-things/

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Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references.

The party makes their way deeper into the Underdark, ghost calls from Damon, and investigate the contents of the Bag of Safe Places! How deep do they need to travel? Will Goulm actually give them a Shard of Tiamat? Will Zen actually find true love? Find out in this eppy!

Damon is played by Kiowa Walworth.

Dinsbeet is played by Nicole.

Zenzazary is played by Jasper (formerly known as Hanna).

Dandy Lion is played by Zakry Spengler.

The DM is Tony Spengler.

Credits:

Shout-outs for NPC names given this episode by @NaMo_PlaysDND on Twitter and Jonathon Bleck! 

Bag of Safe Places: Original content creator is unknown. (Please let us know if you know who originally made it!)  

Grenade of Many Things: BJ hypes– https://bjhypes.com/grenade-of-many-things/ 

Tea Dragon- On Patreon: NeverendingCodex  

Dwarven Erotica Novels- On Reddit: u/progressive_orphan  

https://5emagic.shop/ 

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Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references.

Welcome to the mysterious continent of Epea! We rejoin the party as they investigate the blackened mound, receive a side-quest, and meet new friends in dark places!

Damon is played by Kiowa Walworth.

Dinsbeet is played by Nicole. 

Zenzazary is played by Jasper (formerly known as Hanna). 

Dandy Lion is played by Zakry Spengler.

The DM is Tony Spengler. 

Credits- Shout-outs for NPCs names given this episode by @NaMo_PlaysDND on Twitter and Jonathon Bleck!

Bag of Safe Places: Original content creator is unknown. (Please let us know if you know who originally made it!)

https://5emagic.shop/

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Music by Lesfm from Pixabay

Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references.

Welcome to the mysterious continent of Epea! A land full of intrigue, magic and dragons! Our journey begins in the Valley of the Sunrise, were we follow the goodly members of Clan Reeves as they learn of the dangers that the dragon queen, Tiamat, poses. The Shards of Tiamat must be found before the forces of evil find them, but will the heroes find them in time?

Damon is played by Kiowa Walworth. 

Dinsbeet is played by Nicole. 

Zenzazary is played by Jasper (formerly known as Hanna). 

The DM is Tony Spengler

Credit for this episode: 

https://5emagic.shop/

dndbeyond.com  

Music: 

JuliusH from Pixabay 

NaturesEye from Pixabay

Zakharvalaha from Pixabay

Theoteravainen from Pixabay

Sodiacofficial from Pixabay 

Lesfm from Pixabay