Jesse fucks in the bathroom; Nick takes mushrooms and loses his will to live; Igor agrees with Hitler's taste in women; and Alvin cries while riding his bike.

Alvin gets drunk off of maybe three beers; Jesse ranks the coolest white people; Nick wonders what his life could've been like with foreskin; and Igor cooks sloppy joe's like the sassy Latin woman that he is.

Igor was forced to wear a speedo as a child; Alvin eats cruise ship veal; Jesse wears a shirt in the pool; and Nick won't let a woman eat his ass, if he loves her.

Nick wants to touch Alvin's hair; Igor's mom gives him a wild psychological diagnosis; Alvin decides it's up to the group to fix society's problems; and Special Guest: Bassam Shawl increases the intelligence of the podcast, and is definitely not an alcoholic (maybe).

Igor doesn't know how to spend money; Nick doesn't trust Elon Musk and his child's name; and Alvin disgraces his mother in a way that will stay with her in her Earth life.

Alvin shits his pants in his own house; Igor reads cuck erotica; Jesse turns up the racial tension; and Nick discovers Forrest Gump.

Nick thinks robbing a bank is easy; Alvin doesn't know how to pet dogs; and Igor wants to kill a stranger with his bare hands.

Igor can't stop thinking about throwing his dog in a dumpster; Nick dominates children in basketball; Alvin almost dies from a collapsed lung; and the ghost of Jesse consoles him.

Alvin takes joy in his friend getting hit by a bus; Igor teaches geometry to thugs; Nick believes 9/11 is an inside job; and Jesse is still dead.

Nick cries in the shower; Alvin explains his journey to the male G Spot; and Igor pours himself a nice tall glass of jizz.