Ali and Brittany are looking for a couple’s therapist to help them get through the intro to the pod. Brittany orders hundreds of dollars worth of services at a nail salon just to ride out a panic attack. Ali finally has enough tattoos to get into Hell, and realizes she just wants a man who would put a c-pap on her. A busy college student snaps after receiving texts one letter at a time. Memories of cats with abs, parrots singing nu-metal, and bad elephant impressions. 

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